OWNERBOX please help..best calmers?

[SaharaS]

Hello nice HHo-umans I hope you are friendly as I'm very scared of new people so please try not to stare too much, it makes me feel frightened & I'll have to woof at you REALLY LOUDLY from behind my paws...I'm posting about my owner as I'm not sure what to do with her..she's not her usual self after a little incident with an evil bone last night when she had to save me from choking..which was reeeeeeeeally scary..but when she stuck her arm down my throat it tasted of those big smelly horse things so I let her..she told me some of you said some very nice things and were worried about me, so thank you..maybe you aren't all scary after all...

We went out this morning she has been a nervous wreck..she didn't sleep a wink last night as she was trying to do what i do and guard me all night..I had a great sleep except she kept flipping poking me to see if I was ok..but it was rather exhausting so I still managed to sleep alot and even had to have a lie in...

Anyway we went to the little village shop on the way back to get some cash and a lottery ticket and promised me yummy things..then a scary man in a silly black merc with black windows and an evil face all dressed in black pulled up & left his car running..I stayed in our car so i could keep an eye on things and guard it and mum went in - she was going to get me some eggs as they are my favourite for lunch so I drooled a bit and barked when a couple of people got too close

She took rather a long time so i got a bit worried but then she came back looking almost as pale as me..I was very glad she came back.. The scary man had chucked his bag on the counter & told the lady he wanted some money...but i think my Mum had her back to him as she was at the cash machine..she thought he was about to rob the lady and instead of knocking him over & snarling at him till my cousins in blue came to chew him up a bit..she went all wobbly & passed out! Seriously Mum get a grip, I've told you before,if in doubt..BARRRRRK and bark BARK BARK BARK a bit more...then if they don't behave you stand on them and paw splat them, right?? its great because it gets all the stress out of your system and then people don't mess with you..The man was actually a goodie thankfully just having a bad day & being grumpy and not a baddie thank God (or I'd had woofed at him reeeeeally scarily!)and she hadn't seen him give his card to the lady -the lady told my Mum after that her heart had plunged too..but not quite so bad! Silly mum..anyway..I took her home & gave her a bowl of tea and some charcoal biscuits..she's ok now I think.. I think shes still very shaken by last night & I'm really not sure what to do with her..her nerves are shot to bits..what do you all give your owners when they are having a bad day? appart from lots of wags & licks? I tried to put my thundershirt on her but i think she's the wrong size & I'm really not sure what to do

Well its been lovely talking to you all, I'm very grateful for your help so you can have some of my biscuits..mum made them for me..they have salmon dill & lemon in them and those ones are garlic monster biscuits with herbs & turkey Lots of woofs from meXXX

 

[lexiedhb]

getted hers some rescues remedies............ dis hoomans has no idea about hows to deals with scary peeps.

 

[SaharaS]

getted hers some rescues remedies............ dis hoomans has no idea about hows to deals with scary peeps.

Thankies Lexie...I'll mix them up in her supper...just like she does when she puts funny things in mine! You are right....what would they do without us keeping them on their paws!

 

[Burmilla]

Miss Lurcher here: I recommend the different coloured water, the stuff they keep in those long bottles. If you get them to drink a bit of it, it calms them down and cheers them up, usually. Be careful you don't leave them alone with a bottle. If they drink too much of the coloured water, they can get very yappy, and inclined to attack scary peeps. Then they is trouble.

 

[SaharaS]

Ooh..Miss Lurcher you are very good at this, thank you!..I found some in the cupboard..I like those long bottles because they are easy to carry, tho I prefer to topple them over & roll them as they make bubbles and pretty reflections that I can play with..no wonder they make our Hho-umans happy!! don't think she'll need very much..at Christmas they were there and she went very happy just by taking the poppy thing off the top..some HHo-umans seem to need more tho-but they called her a cheap fig because she was asleep within seconds..I think I ought to get a barrel on my collar then i can carry it round..the spikey bearded creatures that live with the other ones, (the fluffy clouds with legs) have their own long bottle of randy..no wonder they keep having mini clouds...I better not give her any of that or there would be no room on the bed!