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Ok Pad this is to stop us nicking other peoples post, well me not you. Anyone care to join in please feel free lets see if we can make H&H most viewed! :)
 
Bank managers!

Watermelons - actually no I refuse to discuss that in polite company!

Big sticks

The best way to eat a jammie dodger

Is it better to have pubs named after you or boats? Think I already know the answer to that one...

Why do we all feel the need to visit the big smoke when it is smokey?

P.S. C is no longer tippy toes and cantered up as usual last night - actually it was a bit faster than usual mostly, I suspect, because he wants the bucket removed from his head! The drunkard managed to remain sober but did smoke ALOT last night (and I forgot to take the duster and hide the nice wine - buggar spent all night artfully removing his attention from the fridge - oh look its a horse in a field... Oh look your belongings are in boxes would you like to pack up some more? I nearly had to resort to starting a meaningless argument as final distraction but we went to the church to practice arghing in gravely tones!)

And finally how the devil are you both? Well happy and full of the joys of autumn?
 
Just wanted you all to know that I feel very special and loved now you have started a thread just for me!

It is a bit mean pinching other peoples threads - Now Jm is back perhaps he will start adding his comments and get the conversations going again! Thats what happens when you loose your muse!
 
Is it better to have pubs named after you or boats? Think I already know the answer to that one...


LOL BOATS! Or was it a ship??
 
Why do we all feel the need to visit the big smoke when it is smokey?


Cause that's my job or part of it, normally late in the day!
 
Oh no! Poor you.

If its any consolation I just went into my loo at work to find that Boys really are made from slugs and snails and puppy dog tails... manky boys. Lambing gauntlets and bleech - its the only way!

Actually its a ship! A rather large one thats used as a training facility (or was last time I checked!). If we are going to get really technical its not just a ship but also lots of buildings too! Its a strange Navel thing where they call their landlocked buildings ships as well but its all one great big thing. Thinking about it I think the actual ship may have been taken out of service by now so it might be just the buildings...

I am liking the big sticks and mud!
 
Simsar said:
Hi Pd, hope you are well, what the quote of the day?
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Quote of the day is patience is a virtue until you kill the kitty...

Today is just a write off so far but hey ho! I guess this week is just going to be one of those... Looking forward to the Pope going home!!! :)

Hows it going with you?
 
Oh no - that sucks.

Poor you. Make everyone spoon feed you ice cream and cry out you are dying at regular intervals and see if that works. Hoep you are feeling better soon.

Failing that you could PM JM... te he he!
 
Paddydou said:
Oh no! Poor you.

If its any consolation I just went into my loo at work to find that Boys really are made from slugs and snails and puppy dog tails... manky boys. Lambing gauntlets and bleech - its the only way!

Actually its a ship! A rather large one thats used as a training facility (or was last time I checked!). If we are going to get really technical its not just a ship but also lots of buildings too! Its a strange Navel thing where they call their landlocked buildings ships as well but its all one great big thing. Thinking about it I think the actual ship may have been taken out of service by now so it might be just the buildings...

I am liking the big sticks and mud!
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Not supposed to dock puppies these days..could end up with a shortage of boys
 
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Not supposed to dock puppies these days..could end up with a shortage of boys
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At least the air would smell alot fresher with less boys to polute it! I am glad that they reduced the numbers. To think my gorgeous girls tails could have turned into that!!!

Simsar you are a very very lucky woman!
 
Simsar said:
No Simon is a very lucky man! LOL.
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He doesn't have a twin by any chance does he?

;) Poor J I souldn't be so wicked about him... He ran a mile when he found out I had cuffs... I think he would die a thousand deaths if I were ever arrested, that would be a call to Mammy and Pappy and not the OH. Mind you it could give the firm a bit more work so I suppose I might get away with it.
 
No a boring older brother, sorry M if you ever come on here.

No No you carry on he would love it! Live dangerously!! All banter aside am I still in my 24 hours?? xx
 
Simsar said:
No a boring older brother, sorry M if you ever come on here.

No No you carry on he would love it! Live dangerously!! All banter aside am I still in my 24 hours?? xx
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LOL I lost count. Does that mean you still want sympathy??? AWwww pooor Simsar... *pass a bucket I can only do this for so long you know!*

Actually I think the partners might quite enjoy it - I can imagine the calls now "Yes J - how can I help". "Well you see A its the missus, she's managed to get herself banged up again, could you possibly go and unbang her so I can be fed tonight?"... trust me the conversation would be almost word perfect! Lawyers! Typical of me to pick up one that just does taxes, trusts and deals with the nearly dead and dead... His name is not Mr Darcey I can tell you! But I do have buttocks like a pair of bowling balls, have worked in both publishing and TV (not quite in the same capacities mind) and I do also have a tendancy to pop my foot in it (right up to the hip normally) and my legs only come up to my hips and not up to my arm pits sadly... One half of the dream couple can't be bad!

I suppose we might get a discount but they are stingier than tax inspectors when it comes to the word "fees"...
 
Simsar said:
Pads you are the greatest! I just love your sense of humour. But I not well! That should be green LOL
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Oh okey.... Jez you don't half go on? You dead yet?

No? Blimey

sympathy sympathy sympathy... Lots of with lovely flowers and twirly ribbons and some more ice cream...

***I suppose at least S is getting some peace and quiet if she can't talk tee he he***

I am guesing you want another 24 hours of godess like adoration and hero worship? Oh gowan then... But only because of the cuffs you understand!!!
 
S'right

I just wish I were more sympathetic and could say something to make you feel better!

I think I managed to get quite a bit of decent help though don't you!
 
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