Paddydou

Sarah wont be on here for a while, we had a weekend with the handcuffs and they broke (all 5 pairs, were rampant;)) she is very, very upset and doesn't feel she can face you all without them:(:(:(

Simon:D
 
Simsar,

are you now mended, and ready for the fray? I do hope so!

Alec.

Ets, I'm now off duck flighting, and from there to the pub, I expect, so tomorrow will have to do. a.
 
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LOL this post is hilarious,
and if only some one would give me a clue to the puzzle I might understand what is going on! :) ;)

I'm most curious about the references to:
* Handcuffs
* Navy, ships (that may or may not still exist), buildings and a pub.

;)
 
Felicity the only thing you require to join in with this thread is a big stick to beat whoever we decide is being naughty that day. We don't use them very often because too many we have discovered actually enjoy it! Oh actually I lied. You also need a very random sense of humour with a splash of the ridiculous.

As for Alec and his spectator sports I believe you can but only if mud is included in certain arenas in London. Strange place that London is you know... He has been seen dropping in with the uncouths in Soapbox as well. Its kind of a facination what will they come up with next...

As for me - no one wants to talk to me today not even the dog after I got caught in a fuel leakage first thing. I smell very combustable today. Does that mean I am actually too hot to handle now that would be a good thing and far better than being a whiffy one!

Whocha everyone else and welcome Felicity!
 
Paddydou said:
Felicity the only thing you require to join in with this thread is a big stick to beat whoever we decide is being naughty that day. We don't use them very often because too many we have discovered actually enjoy it! Oh actually I lied. You also need a very random sense of humour with a splash of the ridiculous. Absolutly spot on.

As for Alec and his spectator sports I believe you can but only if mud is included in certain arenas in London. Strange place that London is you know... He has been seen dropping in with the uncouths in Soapbox as well. Its kind of a facination what will they come up with next... I am very cross with you soapboxers how common.
As for me - no one wants to talk to me today not even the dog I do I do after I got caught in a fuel leakage first thing. I smell very combustable today. Does that mean I am actually too hot to handle now that would be a good thing and far better than being a whiffy one! The full monty comes to mind hot stuff, xxxxxx
Whocha everyone else and welcome Felicity!
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Hey all, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx this will be the biggest post you just watch, we will all be meeting up soon you watch.
 
PS these post take the stress out of life and we have had no complaints that I know of yet, so join in with any old ****!.
 
I have no idea but I do have a little bonus... He is going out drinking with the lads tonight so sadly will not be back to mine as he will be going home to Mummy and Daddy.

Shame eh! :)

Actually feeling very positive about it all. Had a good quiet gawp at a very sexy service rep this morning... Could have done with those handcuffs of yours to chain him under my desk! But no I feel very positive and I think I know the rough aproach to take so he doesn't get too upset and it doesn't get messy. Not planned but a method rather than plan of attack if thaht makes sense.

I don't think you would still speak to me as I don't even want to speak to me and all the boys are not even speaking to me and each one of them has commented on how whiffy I am! I know boys its normally you but today I am covered in muck thats not even country muck...! I think I would have been moreacceptable if I had trodden in poo! Still I suppose you could stand on the other side of the room!

Just as an aside - at least if we do all meet up we will know who everyone is...

I will be the one covered in dogs hair that gets lost then walks into the door. JM in the jumper, Alec the one with the bald head behind the riot shield... You Simsar would be the one bounding in and getting winks from the landlord... I think we need to pick on East Kent and Rosie a bit more so they have their own "tells" for when we all meet.

I really must go and get clean as I really can't stand the smell of myself any longer! Much love to you all and big hugs!

If I am going to be single again does that mean I get to eat lots of ice cream? Isn't that what women do at the end of relationships??? Please say yes! xxx
 
Paddydou said:
I have no idea but I do have a little bonus... He is going out drinking with the lads tonight so sadly will not be back to mine as he will be going home to Mummy and Daddy.

Shame eh! :)

Actually feeling very positive about it all. Had a good quiet gawp at a very sexy service rep this morning... Could have done with those handcuffs of yours to chain him under my desk! No No No you chain him to something like the hot water pipe so he has to take his clothes off! Come on girl sort it out. But no I feel very positive and I think I know the rough aproach to take so he doesn't get too upset and it doesn't get messy. Like I said don't plan. Not planned but a method rather than plan of attack if thaht makes sense.

I don't think you would still speak to me as I don't even want to speak to me and all the boys are not even speaking to me and each one of them has commented on how whiffy I am! I know boys its normally you but today I am covered in muck thats not even country muck...! I think I would have been moreacceptable if I had trodden in poo! Still I suppose you could stand on the other side of the room!

Just as an aside - at least if we do all meet up we will know who everyone is... Its not going to happen.
I will be the one covered in dogs hair that gets lost then walks into the door. JM in the jumper, Alec the one with the bald head behind the riot shield... You Simsar would be the one bounding in and getting winks from the landlord... NOT! I think we need to pick on East Kent and Rosie a bit more so they have their own "tells" for when we all meet.

I really must go and get clean as I really can't stand the smell of myself any longer! Much love to you all and big hugs!

If I am going to be single again does that mean I get to eat lots of ice cream? Isn't that what women do at the end of relationships??? Please say yes! xxx
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YES! Guess what you can come to us for sunday lunch/dinner and have food and get smashed. Love you Dou can you talk over the weekend?? Via here if that suits.
 
Paddydou said:
I have no idea but I do have a little bonus... He is going out drinking with the lads tonight so sadly will not be back to mine as he will be going home to Mummy and Daddy.

Shame eh! :)

Actually feeling very positive about it all. Had a good quiet gawp at a very sexy service rep this morning... Could have done with those handcuffs of yours to chain him under my desk! But no I feel very positive and I think I know the rough aproach to take so he doesn't get too upset and it doesn't get messy. Not planned but a method rather than plan of attack if thaht makes sense.

I don't think you would still speak to me as I don't even want to speak to me and all the boys are not even speaking to me and each one of them has commented on how whiffy I am! I know boys its normally you but today I am covered in muck thats not even country muck...! I think I would have been moreacceptable if I had trodden in poo! Still I suppose you could stand on the other side of the room!

Just as an aside - at least if we do all meet up we will know who everyone is...

I will be the one covered in dogs hair that gets lost then walks into the door. JM in the jumper, Alec the one with the bald head behind the riot shield... You Simsar would be the one bounding in and getting winks from the landlord... I think we need to pick on East Kent and Rosie a bit more so they have their own "tells" for when we all meet.

I really must go and get clean as I really can't stand the smell of myself any longer! Much love to you all and big hugs!

If I am going to be single again does that mean I get to eat lots of ice cream? Isn't that what women do at the end of relationships??? Please say yes! xxx
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OI!! Whatever have me and Rosie done? Anyway I`m a dab hand with the good old hunting whip..can coil that thong most places.....:D
 
Felicity,

as everyone else, welcome. Did you, or have you ever listened to the "Goons"? Did it make any sense? No? Well neither will this.

In an attempt to answer your questions, the jolly Simsar, is I suspect a double act. I suspect that there are two of them. The girl half hasn't been too well, but now that she seems to have mended, then the gloves are once again, off, and possibly the handcuffs too!

East Kent and Rosie, are both subversive vandals, nothing more or less, with E_K being the major transgressor.

Paddyduo, on the other hand is an entirely different kettle of fish. By her own admission, she's a bit wiffy, and she continues to ask the permission of others to beat me. She doesn't need any assistance with beating me, and I'd much prefer that you keep all mention of stock whips to yourself, thank you!! I might be talked into a delicate schooling whip, but nothing any more serious.

I suspect that Paddyduo's attacks against me are because I mentioned that a distant relative of hers was a "bit of a butterfly". Actually, it could have been for no reason at all, she's a woman of uncertain temper! Just why I still love her, must be a mystery to everyone!! She reminds me of one of my mares, and it can only be love that persuades me to put up with such abuse!

Actually, Padds, a pub wasn't named after me (though God knows I've spent enough money in them, you'd think that, at the very least, a suitable plaque could have been hung somewhere), but rather that I was named after a pub. It was The Swan, in Guildford, which at the time was a hotel, until the IRA blew it up!! I suspect that it was the last hotel which my mother stayed in, with my father, before he "done a runner", and scarpered off back to Canada!!

I do remember something about pubs and ships, but I think that they migrated here from another thread. It might have been something to do with a Mental Judge, but I've been asleep, and duck shooting since then, and to be honest it's all a bit of a blur.

Join in, by all means, but I wouldn't try talking sense, were I you. You'll be a voice, in a most certain wilderness!!

Alec.
 
LOL its only ever me on the hunting forum Simon is the bloodline fanatic, oh yes he came on once to do with handcuffs and then scuttled off to breeding again. I go into breeding to get annoyed by the Dumblood lovers/numpties and then wonder off again. All while chained love it!
 
Alec Swan said:
Felicity,

as everyone else, welcome. Did you, or have you ever listened to the "Goons"? Did it make any sense? No? Well neither will this.

In an attempt to answer your questions, the jolly Simsar, is I suspect a double act. I suspect that there are two of them. The girl half hasn't been too well, but now that she seems to have mended, then the gloves are once again, off, and possibly the handcuffs too!

East Kent and Rosie, are both subversive vandals, nothing more or less, with E_K being the major transgressor.

Paddyduo, on the other hand is an entirely different kettle of fish. By her own admission, she's a bit wiffy, and she continues to ask the permission of others to beat me. She doesn't need any assistance with beating me, and I'd much prefer that you keep all mention of stock whips to yourself, thank you!! I might be talked into a delicate schooling whip, but nothing any more serious.

I suspect that Paddyduo's attacks against me are because I mentioned that a distant relative of hers was a "bit of a butterfly". Actually, it could have been for no reason at all, she's a woman of uncertain temper! Just why I still love her, must be a mystery to everyone!! She reminds me of one of my mares, and it can only be love that persuades me to put up with such abuse!

Actually, Padds, a pub wasn't named after me (though God knows I've spent enough money in them, you'd think that, at the very least, a suitable plaque could have been hung somewhere), but rather that I was named after a pub. It was The Swan, in Guildford, which at the time was a hotel, until the IRA blew it up!! I suspect that it was the last hotel which my mother stayed in, with my father, before he "done a runner", and scarpered off back to Canada!!

I do remember something about pubs and ships, but I think that they migrated here from another thread. It might have been something to do with a Mental Judge, but I've been asleep, and duck shooting since then, and to be honest it's all a bit of a blur.

Join in, by all means, but I wouldn't try talking sense, were I you. You'll be a voice, in a most certain wilderness!!

Alec.
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oy you,Alec, what have i done to you- i aint no vandal!!!
 
Being, as how both Paddydou AND JM have gone missing, you don't suppose that they've eloped do you?

If they have, and if JM reads this, then we'd like Padds returned, please, and sooner rather than later would suit us very well!!

Alec.
 
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