Pastie pastie pastie

Sorry - got to say it - Shut Up Pastie!!!!! By posting something pathetic every so often you are inflaming a situation that is in no way causing you any distress, so shhhhhh, were having fun - WITHOUT you NOT at you
 
Well just read through this thread and found it hilarious, and any time I spend in the playground would def be in a supervisory role as I am the wrong side of 50 :D
 
[wanders in, but don't worry the jelly tots are safe] Just to say that historically those people who start off badly on this forum quite often end up being exceedingly popular after a while :D [and wanders off again wondering if that will be so in this particular case :rolleyes:]:D
 
and all this because I asked people to play nicely!!!!! Dont think I will bother anymore!!! *Goes and hides with my liquoice alsorts, just to be different*
 
Oh and Benson, what weight did you need that horse of yours to carry!


I will pm you with those details!!! Last time I asked about weight carrying horses I was told someone under my weight is disguisting, obese, and no reason for a woman to get to that weight, and I really cant be doing with those sorts of insults again!!!
 
I've just read this thread (and stalked you all in the process), and I'm still laughing at Pastie Bashing, it's the same as Kitsune up here, and in that context some of the comments are hilarious :D

Pass the Jelly Tots :p
 
I have just skimmed through this as I thought there must be something really interesting going on.....however....I find myself wondering just one thing.....How do you lot fit horses in!!!????
 
** trots in ** Its the jelly tots Iam interested in... careful, I can give them a really good home...everyone of them.
Actually, after giving birth myself, no darn ratchet, noose or rope will come near me thankyou - bad enough the surgeons did... puts me right off those jelly tots now, but I might still steal them for later.
As for a Pastie Bashing.... didn't really register in my few brain cells, can't think of that, jelly tots and giving birth all at the same time....
Complete waste of a post I know, I will go hide in the kitchen now..
**gallops back out, maybe with a jelly tot or two**
 
I LOVE this forum:D:D

Pastie, sweetie, she doesn't mean anything by it, I promise you, try and take it with a pinch of salt - she's just off her jelly bean, you'll get used to her
 
Man you guys have now fully distracted me from uni work for a full hour.

Ps. Small update my little project 'psyscho' pony fell asleep on farrier this evening, I think we have conqeured that fear and it was first time she had to put her feet on the stand too *one very happy mummy* :D
 
Thank you Pastie... You have most definately made my very boring day waiting to go into labour more interesting!

P.s. I can fit probably another 3 or 4 under the table... But I would prefer people with Midwifery experience if possible ( Sheep farmers or the like will do )... Oh and someone sober enough to drive to shops and get more chocolate - I seem to have misplaced it...

xx

Can I Come, I have midwifery experience but I cant make a baby come out sorry :( Ive given you some advice on your illegal betting thread. I will further that by saying doggy :D Only from what I have heard.....
 
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