Penis Size?... Daft Question...

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I know when my baby ned was a colt he had well I can only describe it as a heat seeking fifth leg it was hooooge! However I did the meany thing and had his b******s chopped off and he has a normal sized non heat seeking appendage, phew!!!
 

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I know when my baby ned was a colt he had well I can only describe it as a heat seeking fifth leg it was hooooge! However I did the meany thing and had his b******s chopped off and he has a normal sized non heat seeking appendage, phew!!!

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So do you think the smaller willies aren't so small afterall...they just don't come all the way out?
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Lol!
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When his was hard, it almost came down to the floor and was super wide
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. The helmet was VERY scary looking as it was sooo huge
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By the way, I didn't intend taking a photo of him with his willie-wonka hanging out; I just took the photo and saw it afterwards, Lol!!

All the geldings I have, who were cut as yearlings, have small willies. The couple of later cut geldings willies are all much bigger than the early cut ones. No idea whether this is the way it goes statistically, but it seems to be the case on my farm.

One horse here, not mine, had been gelded before arriving here, however during the gelding a part had been missed and he was cut short - the horse exhibited stallion tendancies and was having hardons and was extremely interested in mare. He was cut open again by my vet where he found a tiny part at the top of one of the testicles had been missed by the previous vet. He took it out, horse became a normal gelding overnight. Vet did not do the blood test as the test was the same cost as the surgery, so he just went for it based on my info on him.
 

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Lol!
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When his was hard, it almost came down to the floor and was super wide
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Meh. I think you just have penis envy
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You realise that now I'll have to check A's
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By the way, I didn't intend taking a photo of him with his willie-wonka hanging out; I just took the photo and saw it afterwards, Lol!!


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Well DUH! Same here
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Did anyone see the 50 years of Blue Peter programme? They had a shetland pony in the studio who got his todger out which seemed huge because of his little legs and it nearly hit the floor, he was looking straight at the camera "like take a look at THAT", it was hilarious!
(I have partly posted this because I want this thread to get into the H&H top subjects discussed on the forum!)
 

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it has amused me, and would even more so if it made it into top talked about in H&H.

Afraid i have no good input... only that the gelding i shared was cute late and we think he was used for breeding, but his was 'normal' size.
 

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LMAO at Tia and PF... those are quite impressive
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Thats pretty much what this geldings looks like but because my cobbie's penis is somewhat smaller and this gelding is acting riggy, I wonder if there was a connection
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Mmmm..may go ask in breeding
 

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I'm willing to bet that it varies from horse to horse, just like in humans! However, I was told that the swooshing noise that geldings make when they trot was because gelding them means the penis never develops to the size of a stallion, so there is space and consequently air inside the sheath, which makes the noises.

Anyway, too much is a waste !
 

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Well that was kind of my thoughts..that gelding early somehow stopped the penis reaching its full potential ..sizewise! or am I just trying to make excuses for my cobs relatively small willy
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OR... do I just never see my cobs penis at full stretch because he doesn't display it in that way?..
 

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My toung lad was gelded last year at 4, my old boy at 3 and baby, baby, baby they are the kings of the swingers
 

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Colts make that noise too, I think that that just like humans it is a bit random and partially genetic. Murphy was tested for being a rig as he does poo mountains and mounts mares and goes all the way. He is not a rig as it turns out, just a dominant play boy that lived with some slutty mares and a few gay geldings that he's mounted too. I think more people compare their horses manhoods than admit, I know we always notice.
 
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