personal question for the ladies

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Does any one get chaffed in your personal places as a result of riding? I've got a little hard lump on the left handside of the outside of my NU NU. Hope this makes sense........ been to the doc who says it most likely where my underwear has rubbed. Anyone else have the same problem? I do not really want to wear 'Apple Catchers' to ride in. What does every one else wear?
 
I do endurance riding and along with a lot of other riders have found that a brazillian WAX is the only answer, lots of riders find that they get blocked hair folicles which can cause lumps, sometimes quite sore lumps......
 
Hmm...........apple catchers or brazillian not quite sure. I heard that it can be quite painful first time? I do normally have bikini line waxed. not sure what the other half might think LOL
 
The frist time is not exactly comfortable BUT it gets less and less painfull each time plus it really does work
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Hmm...........apple catchers or brazillian not quite sure. I heard that it can be quite painful first time?

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But will it be more painful than what you're suffering now, that's the question? lol
 
Not sure if this is owt to do with riding - surely if you are sat properly on your bum seat bones, your nu nu (lol) wont be touching or rubbing on anything?

Unless you are like this woman on are yard who sits and rolls on her ahem nu nu as he rides- and looks awful and looks like a slumped cowboy - urrgh its awful - she has a wow saddle fitter out last week and he was appalled at how she rode - told her she has wrecked her horses back.

Oh but please dont think I am slating you as a rider with the above - I am sure your nu nu incident has nothing to do with riding - I just wanted to tell you about the vile nu nu riding lady at my yard :-)
 
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Oh but please dont think I am slating you as a rider with the above - I am sure your nu nu incident has nothing to do with riding - I just wanted to tell you about the vile nu nu riding lady at my yard :-)

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Absolutely PMSL, particularly at 'vile nu nu riding lady' bit!

Browbrow has a point though! (If you are guilty of this...sit up properly....give poor nu nu a break! lol)
 
Not taken it personally and I don't have a bad seat according to trainer but it seems the years of wearing a thong, because I am vain about VPL, has actually caused a problem. It is definitely caused but the underwear and pubes. I can just imagine what that lady looks like overweight etc.
 
Good - glad you didnt take it personally !!

Ha ha - you said the word pube - tee hee!!

Oh god - the nu nu lady isnt overweight but she has one of those ahem - minge pouch things that you can clearly see as she tucks her polo shirt in her jods and then - off she goes rolling about - she thinks she is 'going with her horse' she looks like a right well er nu nu!!! Its so awful - she thought she was ace when she booked the wow fitter and said to us all to watch - so ofcourse I did (because I wanted to so a pro at work with the fitter). I did PMS when he started telling her off about the riding position but felt very very bad for the horse. Oh god you should see her though - she thinks she look nonchalent (SP) and cool its awful.
 
Hee hee ha ha - love silly happy posts!!

It is like a camels toe but bigger you get them when people wear too tight jods and the bottom half of your belly is squeezed into the jodphurs and it creates like a minge pouch?! I cant explain .......

She alway has a tenners worth of jodphur stuck up the crack of her arse when she gets off as she has a really flat bum. And her flies are always down as they wont stay up!

Really sorry to be mean but she is a vile horrid person and is very unkind to some of the quieter people on the yard - I do not condone bullying but she is something else.
 
This is the funniest thing I've read for weeks!!

I too have problems with my knickers rubbing esp. when I go hunting and so wear Primark knickers/thongs which are v.comfy and have a seam across the gusset as opposed to along it. They are ideal and very cheap!!

In fact, I wore them cubbing this morning and am totally rub free!!!!

OMG A MINGE POUCH. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
 
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She alway has a tenners worth of jodphur stuck up the crack of her arse when she gets off as she has a really flat bum. And her flies are always down as they wont stay up!

LOL I can't cope.... B**ch I knew there were benefits to having large arse. my old man says it would be useful to park your bike in.....
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some of my jods are'nt worth a tenner.
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Yep

You can park a bike in my bum and yes my jods probably arent worth a tenner! Lol

And Primark Knickers - YES - HOW GOOD ARE THEY - BLOOMIN ACE!!!

Nu nu lady - oh god - could tell you a million stories about her that would make you crack up ! She makes my day!!


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Oh God.. one of my instructors has the worlds largest camel toe! She's quite a big lady who wears seated breeches too tightly and I swear you could see it from the other side of the arena-it casts it's own shadow..
She's only taught me a few times-lucky as I didn't know if I could keep my mouth shut so that was a relief.
Anyway, back to the point- echo everyone else really,seamless shorts knickers really pull yr jods up into your thigh.
And if the thought of waxing is too scary then why not try those hair removal creams-works for me!
 
i never ride in thongs, but one day forgot why you dont wear your nice posh lacy bra to go riding in

chafed is an understatement, i came back from the ride bent double
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Oh I had a similar thing once, it was tight/lacy knicker elastic blocking hair folicles. I dont think riding even came into it. If your knickers leave a red line anywhere, its likely that they coud cause thisproblem. I go for the seamless shorts, I dont care about VLP, if you dont want to see my VPL, dont look at my butt - shorts are the way to go in my humble opinion - as for g strings eugh - just asking for trouble.

I though Nu Nu was the vacum cleaner on telly tubbies!?!
 
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