personal question for the ladies

I love the Primark lycra's!! matalan do them too! my OH always moans cos he prefers skiimpy and i prefer comfort!!

i call it Minge but to my little girl its a ''front bottom''!!!!

thats what my mum taught me to call it!!

i wont say what my OH calls it!!

sorry but this post is brill!! we need more like this!!!!

i sometimes rub but only if ive got a thong on, which isn't very often!
 
The only kind of chaffing I have come across when riding has usually been in the bushes ( think about that one and it's not rude lol)
I too thought nu nu was the hoover in tellytubbies unless these suck everything up like a hoover lol.
Anyway in my house I call it a nanny with a 'f' instead of 'n' other half calls it a fudge with an 'a'.
I am probably guilty of wearing apple catchers though because I have a big bot and I don't do thongs because they just feel too weird lol.
Tbh when I was younger and indeed slimmer and didn't do the skimpy up yer arse pants then I used to love silky french knickers. Can you still get them I wonder?
They would be nice to ride in though I would imagine because the silk would feel softer than cotton I would have thought?

This post is brilliant though and as someone posted it is funny but was not originally intended to be lol
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AWESOME post,absolutely dying with laughter,minky in this house!!YOU would not believe the amount of people i know that go commando in jodhs,lmao,they claim it works!!!!Suppose it does away with the old vpl though eh!!!
 
I've laughed so much at this I've strained my stomach! Or is it the bot at the front which is probably bigger than the bot at the back??!!!!

I'm a little worried I've got minge pouch though....will have a look down when I'm next riding though it always looks worse from above....

I though a Nu Nu or Noo Noo was one of those rags that little kids cuddle up to and won't let their mummies put in the wash? Oh god, just realised how awful that sounds!!

Seems I'm lucky that my M&S 5-pack knickers don't rub, but really they don't.

Couldn't use a thong again after friend wearing one fell off out hunting and split her johds. Ambulance man covered her bare arse with his flourescent jacket to save her from embarrassment!
 
All you people who wear thongs need to see what you look like from behind !!!! cellulite and dimples !!!!!
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A jolly large pair of knickers up to your waist is whats needed
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i sometimes rub but only if ive got a thong on, which isn't very often!

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Really!!!!! LOL
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Love this post, also call it Nu Nu, Fanny, minge and landing strip
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Sorry ladies, but my attention was drawn to this post from another section. I have say I have never laughed so much in the whole of my life..... laughed til I cried....
BrowBrow you are just so funny....
Apologies for sneaking in, but just had to see what everyone has been talking about.....
Paul
 
Excuse me ladies, it's become quite obvious to me that I'm completely out of touch... Please could someone tell me what a camel toe is? I obviously lead a very sheltered life (note to self, must get out more...)
 
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AWESOME post,absolutely dying with laughter,minky in this house!!YOU would not believe the amount of people i know that go commando in jodhs,lmao,they claim it works!!!!Suppose it does away with the old vpl though eh!!!

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It does!
 
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