Personalised hi viz tabard...what would u write?

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After being fed up of drivers constantly trying to squeeze past me and tut, roll their eyes or feel the necessity to tell me to hurry up I got a personalised hi viz vest with 'Arthritic Pony..Give him TIME and Space':D

I only ever walk on the roads with my arthritic cob and the first 20 mins of walking we aren't the fastest vehicle on the road and I refuse to trot him just so someone can pass quicker:rolleyes:. Seems to have done the job as people seem a lot happier for him to walk casually past them without being hurried along.

What would you have on yours?:o
 
My friend is known for wanting to trot all the time, so I bought one with "Trot Police" on it for her, as that's what I call her!! Not had any effect on the traffic but raises a few laughs!

We have however found the one she had made with an L plate on the back is good when she is riding her youngster as drivers seem to understand what that means.
 
Not sure.. could think of a few things but may not be suitable lol. Is it on all roads you have this issue or is it one paticular strech? Drivers SHOULD be giving your horse room when passing or waiting until its safe to do so anyway but it doesnt always work out like that. folk are always in such a hurry. Personally I think the normal horse and rider tabards should be enough although it is very frustrating and rather scary when drivers get impatient. maybe try something like 'my horse will mount your car!' :D
 
Sherbie said:
Not sure.. could think of a few things but may not be suitable lol. Is it on all roads you have this issue or is it one paticular strech? Drivers SHOULD be giving your horse room when passing or waiting until its safe to do so anyway but it doesnt always work out like that. folk are always in such a hurry. Personally I think the normal horse and rider tabards should be enough although it is very frustrating and rather scary when drivers get impatient. maybe try something like 'my horse will mount your car!' :D
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Most of our hacking is on the roads, not major main roads but through a couple of villages. The problem area is outside the school where all the cars are parked on the road side making it only wide enough for 1 car at a time and I'm not climbing on and off the pavement! They can wait...my boy just ambles along in his own world lol
 
Unless you want two hooves through your grill
back off


if you sit on my a$$
i will sit on your bonnet

sit on my a$$
i will dump on your bonnet

give me plenty of room
i can jump sideways anytime


cost nothing to give me more room
it could cost you if you don't

horse was here before the car
so back off


don't sound your horn
unless you want footprints on your car



putting your arm out sideways to turn in i would have



what do you think i am doing???
airing my armpits

thats it for now
 
I can think of loads: ' One horse killed: no more please' 'caution: horse in training'
'SMILE' .......we have a 'does my bum look big on this?' which has made a policeman chuckle. But I've often thought, for my own safety, of using 'Caution: disabled rider' - surely no-one dare argue or be rude about that?
 
I've got my boobs out at the front. Then GUTTED! across the front.
You're on camera, bad drivers will be reported.
Fave one I saw on another thread so not my idea- 'we don't dent we die'
 
Nah said:
"I'm good at remembering number plates.."

I'm just kidding, I actually have no idea :P I just have a polite one!
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I like that one!!!!
There are some really funny ones :D

Not sure what I would have, but would love something that told motorists that hitting us can and does kill the car occupants and write off their cars too
Think they forget that!
 
* If you have to get that far up my arse, you could at least kiss me first!*
Works as a bumper sticker as well!! :D
 
LOL to the last 2!

My personalised one would actually be a picture of a horse v car collision, horrible to look at but would definitely get the message across.
 
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