Pet hates at shows?

My yard runs jumping leagues and small shows fairly regularly, so I don't often leave to compete (and haven't done much riding lately or been able to compete!)

one of the things I hate is the warmups. The biggest thing for me is some of the smaller kids on ponies who seem to jump the same pony in half the classes, and seem to hog the whole warmup as the pony is made to canter round as fast as possible, and you get out of the way.

It really, really annoyed me. It's normally the same riders, under about 13 years old, who just send the ponies doing laps in canter and racing them over increasingly high warmup fences without any regard for anyone else who may actually need to warm up to jump. And parents seem to encourage it or do nothing other than tell people to move.

People who walk infront of the fence, or parents who raise jumps up high for their kids, walk off and leave the jumps up, then tell you not to jump/change height as their child is warming up over fences - even though they have walked off and left and child isn't approaching the fences but walking round the arena.

Likewise, people who hog the jumps and whack them up high and warm up for the 90cm, but in doing so, make it nearly impossible for someone warming up for the 60 or 70cm that is taking place or about to start to get warmed up properly.

People who will walk in front of a jump as you're coming into it, or walk infront, stand and talk to their pal stood at the jump, whilst people are yelling at them to move including others stood at the jump and your own person helping you warm up. And they act annoyed/flustered for being told to move! Sorry, my cob coming into a fence, no matter what height, at an active canter, will either crash into you, or stop suddenly and send me flying! It's not too hard to see where others are warming up.

I can't stand people who will just ride where they please, I've been nearly crashed into several times whilst warming up and using a circle (to stay out of the way of those doing laps!) when the person doing a lap in canter has lost control and cuts across my path or puts their horse/pony on a tiny circle so they can eventually stop. It's not so hard to look around an arena and if you are having an issue yell so the person around you knows.

The whizzy kids who will ride right up behind you and overtake with barely any room really, really irritate me. I don't know if that came across, but my horse whilst he wouldn't kick, is easily excitable and basic ring etiquette is to leave others enough room.

I also don't like how there are some judgemental so and sos who whilst helping warm their friends/child/partner/relative up feel the need to make comment or don't help a rider when needed, be it by being asked if they could put a fence back down when they're done, being asked if they could let someone else use the fence or even as much as helping a rider who's fallen at a fence they're standing next too. I understand you have to keep an eye on your child/partner/relative/friend but if someone has a fall a few feet from you, or at the jump you're stood chatting at, then making sure they're ok or making other riders aware someone has fallen at the fence doesn't seem like too much to ask. Maybe it's just me, but if a rider fell at a fence I was stood at, I would at least make sure any other rider knew not to approach until the faller and their horse were safely out of the approach and landing.
 
My yard runs jumping leagues and small shows fairly regularly, so I don't often leave to compete (and haven't done much riding lately or been able to compete!)

one of the things I hate is the warmups. The biggest thing for me is some of the smaller kids on ponies who seem to jump the same pony in half the classes, and seem to hog the whole warmup as the pony is made to canter round as fast as possible, and you get out of the way.

It really, really annoyed me. It's normally the same riders, under about 13 years old, who just send the ponies doing laps in canter and racing them over increasingly high warmup fences without any regard for anyone else who may actually need to warm up to jump. And parents seem to encourage it or do nothing other than tell people to move.

People who walk infront of the fence, or parents who raise jumps up high for their kids, walk off and leave the jumps up, then tell you not to jump/change height as their child is warming up over fences - even though they have walked off and left and child isn't approaching the fences but walking round the arena.

Likewise, people who hog the jumps and whack them up high and warm up for the 90cm, but in doing so, make it nearly impossible for someone warming up for the 60 or 70cm that is taking place or about to start to get warmed up properly.

People who will walk in front of a jump as you're coming into it, or walk infront, stand and talk to their pal stood at the jump, whilst people are yelling at them to move including others stood at the jump and your own person helping you warm up. And they act annoyed/flustered for being told to move! Sorry, my cob coming into a fence, no matter what height, at an active canter, will either crash into you, or stop suddenly and send me flying! It's not too hard to see where others are warming up.

I can't stand people who will just ride where they please, I've been nearly crashed into several times whilst warming up and using a circle (to stay out of the way of those doing laps!) when the person doing a lap in canter has lost control and cuts across my path or puts their horse/pony on a tiny circle so they can eventually stop. It's not so hard to look around an arena and if you are having an issue yell so the person around you knows.

The whizzy kids who will ride right up behind you and overtake with barely any room really, really irritate me. I don't know if that came across, but my horse whilst he wouldn't kick, is easily excitable and basic ring etiquette is to leave others enough room.

I also don't like how there are some judgemental so and sos who whilst helping warm their friends/child/partner/relative up feel the need to make comment or don't help a rider when needed, be it by being asked if they could put a fence back down when they're done, being asked if they could let someone else use the fence or even as much as helping a rider who's fallen at a fence they're standing next too. I understand you have to keep an eye on your child/partner/relative/friend but if someone has a fall a few feet from you, or at the jump you're stood chatting at, then making sure they're ok or making other riders aware someone has fallen at the fence doesn't seem like too much to ask. Maybe it's just me, but if a rider fell at a fence I was stood at, I would at least make sure any other rider knew not to approach until the faller and their horse were safely out of the approach and landing.

And all of this. When I jumped I had a horse who was frightened of the warm-up due to the whizzy kids and I never ever jumped a practice fence due to the selfish awful behaviour of a few competitors. I was usually on my own, so just had to make the best of it and walk round the car park to loosen him off.
 
Just thought of another one - people who don't understand what HC (Hors Concours) means - we have a very flashy but very dumb warmblood who after recovering from a severely fractured leg we took to a local dressage competition, (just to get her used to being out in competition again) which we entered HC - only to have a demented mother scream abuse at my daughter for entering at a lower level when the horse was 'obviously capable of more'. Luckily one of the stewards who knew us and why we had entered the comp HC took said demented mother to one side and 'pointed out the error of her ways'.
 
All the numerous moans & groans about the warm up arena goings on should mall be sorted out by the steward. They should ensure the rules of warm up riding are adhered to. They should ensure that the jump is no higher than the class that is currently being jumped. They should also ensure that there are a limited number of horses in the ring at any one time for safety. This number is normally all ready known at the various venues & should be stuck to. There should be no one in the ring warming up with i.e. 20 horses to go. If a competitor misses their number to go in to the ring then they should be automatically dropped to the last one to go in the class & not going in when they are ready. This conduct infuriates other competitors who have warmed their horse up just right to go in & then they find that someone has pushed in.
 
I can't stand all the bitching. Its so over the top.
Shows have little for me these days. being a lanky adult on an unknown breed little pony there's not a lot I can go in, and because we won some jumping stuff years ago (even though I'm now crap lol)I am excluded from any tiny jump courses I might like a go at. About the only thing I like is the gymkana and hardly any local shows do them anymore or if they do people are too stiff to enter so race will only have about 3 people lol (including me of course!) Its all so serious and boring

Where are you?? Round here e often get shows with open classes from 2' up, open to all, regardless (though, there are always folks who moan about so and so winning again - it's open! tough poo!) and sometimes smaller and I nearly always do the gymkhana these days, and handy pony and I think I may have started a trend as numbers are picking up for the open sections!

My show moans - hoards of people on horses/ponies hanging round the entrance to the ring, half of which are clearly not even in the class! Not easy when you have marish cow bag!

On the schedule of every comp I've ever been to it has stated "dogs must be kept on leads at all times" yet there is always at least one person who feels this does not apply to them and their dog!

People who have not read the rules!

Bad/unsympathetic riding and people who don't treat their horses/ponies with respect.

Badly fitting/fitted tack.

People who've made no effort to turn themselves and their horses out correctly.

Riders with no control over their legs wearing spurs.

People who whack up the practice fences, usually well over the height of the current class. I like a small practice fence, I don't want to scare myself before I go in the ring!

People who ride around/hammer their horses all day.

Running order of classes being changed.

Parents who are horrid to their children if they've not done well.

Bad manners, bad losers and bad sportsmanship.

Sure I'll think of something else as soon as I click submit..
 
My biggest one would be the riders who do not make sure their horses are seen to first before doing anything else after a class, and instead go on to get a drink, remove their helmet, etc. Apparently for some the job is done when their round is over (I am not talking about those handing the horse over to a proper groom). The amount of riders who happily pawn their horse off without even loosening the girth beggars belief at local shows here, often with leased RS horses and no designated grooms. I used to volunteer under my RI with things like holding and walking after classes and this was done to make sure no horse was left unattended. It shouldn't have been necessary..
 
My pet hates are the people with small ponies and hoards of children. It's the grown ups who let the ponies pull them around to the best bits of grass (and worse this is often around the collecting ring if its grass). If it has a bridle on it's working and thus not meant to be eating, so why not hold firmly onto the horse's head and stop it putting its head down, it's bad manners and makes it harder for whichever one of your little kids is riding it next.

I also dislike the fact that when competing a pony in a pony jumping class some of the 14.2s are a full foot taller than other 14.2s, and often, if a split class (adults or under 16s on horses / kids & ponies) you'll find ponies taller than the smaller horses!

Announcers who cannot read names out correctly. Really annoying if your name is clearly written on the sheet (as you saw in the secretary's) and yet what comes out over the tannoy is another name beginning with the same letter and your surname (but otherwise no similarity) when you're intending to share the video with grandma & friends.

Tea bars/trailers that charge over £1.50 for a cup of tea. We know how much a teabag is. Ditto £1 for a roll of Polos. And over £5 for a burger has to be a very special handmade super-sized one. Just because we have horses doesn't mean we are minted, we can see you stuck a newly printed price list over your normal day-to-day prices. Good job I normally bring sandwiches and a flask.
 
Lack of hairnet use!! Loose flappy hair sticking out of hats looks awful. A hairnet is quite possibly the cheapest thing that you can add to a show outfit that makes the most difference to overall appearance! At our local show I'm half tempted to take a bagful and hand the flipping things out!!!

Couldn't agree more!
 
Ooh ooh and I also want to jump on the bandwagon of those who hate 'grooms' rushing in front of warm-ups fences without even a glance to see if anyone else is coming, and those riders who think they own the warm-up and you have to get out of their way all the time and the fences just keep getting put up the second their rider has jumped it, sod if anyone else wants to! Height of rudeness IMO.

I also dont like the usual burger vans at horse shows and venue cafes, why is it that they assume horse people only ever want to eat really fattening unhealthy stuff all the time?! I've given up trying to get lunch for my 3yo at shows as I dont want him scoffing chips. Yes, I'm taking my own food to a show this weekend...
 
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Where are you?? Round here e often get shows with open classes from 2' up, open to all, regardless (though, there are always folks who moan about so and so winning again - it's open! tough poo!) and sometimes smaller and I nearly always do the gymkhana these days, and handy pony and I think I may have started a trend as numbers are picking up for the open sections!

My show moans - hoards of people on horses/ponies hanging round the entrance to the ring, half of which are clearly not even in the class! Not easy when you have marish cow bag!

On the schedule of every comp I've ever been to it has stated "dogs must be kept on leads at all times" yet there is always at least one person who feels this does not apply to them and their dog!

People who have not read the rules!

Bad/unsympathetic riding and people who don't treat their horses/ponies with respect.

Badly fitting/fitted tack.

People who've made no effort to turn themselves and their horses out correctly.

People who whack up the practice fences, usually well over the height of the current class. I like a small practice fence, I don't want to scare myself before I go in the ring!

People who ride around/hammer their horses all day.

Running order of classes being changed.

Parents who are horrid to their children if they've not done well

Can I add to this children who are horrid to their parents and ponies if they don't do well.

There are so many things that keep cropping up again and again. Practice jumps and warm up areas and people not attending to their horses before themselves seem to be one of the most mentioned bug-bears. Both of which are amongst mine too.
 
There are lots of issues with the local/ UA shows (it appears)! - is it any better at affiliated shows?

Most of my "local" venues (though they are all affiliated) usually shout people into the warm up in the order they are jumping in the class, with a limited number of people allowed in. As all of the jumping competitions are in ascending order from smallest to highest, there isn't usually any issues with the warm up fence height. I've never been to a warm up in the UK, so have nothing to compare it to, do you also call the fence on approach?

The things which bug me about shows in France is the time keeping... one of my closes venues is notorious, and by lunchtime can be running 1-2 hours late. The other thing is seeing kids on ponies which are bitted up the eyeballs. We have one pony on the yard who is a right little toad, and far too strong for her rider, even though the Pelham she wears is almost as big as her head!

There are strict rules on the bits you can wear for competition, one of the rules is that if you use a Dutch gag, running gag or Pelham you must use roundings (though if you have an amateur or pro license this doesn't apply).
 
Dartmoor Hill Ponies, part breds and dubiously bred optimistically labelled M&M ponies in classes for registered M&M's

This made me laugh, I have an unregistered native type and am really struggling to find classes, she doesn't seem to fit into anything but I would NEVER dream of entering her into a class she wasn't eligible for 😂
 
Just thought of another, dirty facilities. There's one centre I can't go to, as the toilets should be condemned. If the toilets are bad, there's no way I would use the cafe. A bit of paint isn't going to break the bank.

Ooh, where is this? I'm in Cheshire too and don't want to risk it, lol.
 
Just a few pet hates:

I occasionally xc collecting ring steward at ODEs and get really wound up when minor names demand to be bumped up the board as they have so many horses to ride and must be back for their dressage in an hour.
Had a full on discussion with a couple of professionals at Smith's Lawn last year. No, I didn't know who they were, and Yes, I understood they were going to Achen. But there were people who had been waiting over an hour too and had been in the collecting ring the whole time, and had not vanished off.

Riders who don't say please and thank you to stewards and other officials, most of whom are volunteers.

Badly behaved or poorly behaved Shires/Clydesdales beating better behaved well turned out continental heavy horses.

Badly driven horses winning showing classes. Or horses that won't back the carriage when asked, especially in trade classes. Whole point of a trade horse was to stand still on command until told to move off again and to back the delivery vehicle too.
Incorrect turnouts in the concours classes.

I could go on...

I tend to put numbers down, as horses come in to the warm up, in sets of four. Any urgent multiples ( usually denoted on paper copy of runners at the events I steward at) get slotted in, one after every four. It means no one should suddenly find themselves moved down drastically, and pacifies most pros as they see you have a plan. Equally, someone will usually have a last minute crisis of confidence, at which point someone in a hurry will happily head to the start to avoid a delay on course.
 
My biggest one would be the riders who do not make sure their horses are seen to first before doing anything else after a class, and instead go on to get a drink, remove their helmet, etc. Apparently for some the job is done when their round is over (I am not talking about those handing the horse over to a proper groom). The amount of riders who happily pawn their horse off without even loosening the girth beggars belief at local shows here, often with leased RS horses and no designated grooms. I used to volunteer under my RI with things like holding and walking after classes and this was done to make sure no horse was left unattended. It shouldn't have been necessary..

Haha I hated it when I would be using a riding school horse for a competition and when I got off someone would just come and take the horse off me to put it away. I wanted to look after it, but when things are hectic they kind of just want people to get out of the way I guess. This is what I like about having my own horse now, I can do the looking after at the end. Besides I am neurotic about that, if its not done by me its not done right. :P
 
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I tend to put numbers down, as horses come in to the warm up, in sets of four. Any urgent multiples ( usually denoted on paper copy of runners at the events I steward at) get slotted in, one after every four. It means no one should suddenly find themselves moved down drastically, and pacifies most pros as they see you have a plan. Equally, someone will usually have a last minute crisis of confidence, at which point someone in a hurry will happily head to the start to avoid a delay on course.

Don't agree with this, if you have multiple horses you get yourself to the collecting ring early and get your numbers down scattered through the board, then others fill in the gap, it should not happen that you find yourself bumped down the board at any time. Being helpful is a really nice thing to do but people need to learn that they are not gods just because they have multiple horses. They wait their turn fairly just as everyone else does.
 
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