Pets names for your horse

[zoesophie]

OK so, Im really bored at work and was thinking about all the names my poor boy gets called!

His stable name is Oscar but he gets called all sorts of other things like pudding, darling, sweetie, handsome etc but mainly...Sausage! I know it sounds daft but when I see him first thing in the morning I normally say "morning sausage, did you have a nice sleep..."

I know, I know, Im MAD, and Im sure hes saying to himself "good god mum, you are soooooo embarrasing, and my name is Oscar not SAUSAGE!"

So...how many of you have "pet" names for your horses? Please dont tell me Im the only one thats lost the plot

 

[browbrow]

Pet names for my horsey

Chicken drumstick/ chicken bumbum

Pet names for my cat -

Real name Alan - pet name - dubbin (dont ask)


Pet name for my dog -

Real name Diego - pet name - teddy romper

 

[flyingfeet]

Oh mine are complicated

Weesy = Peer -> Peesy -> Peesy Weesy

Dinks = Paladin -> Dinky Dins -> Dinky

Baggage = Challenge (though mum calls her "Fanny Adams" - anyone know why??)

 

[zoesophie]

Phew - I was worried that I wouldnt get any replies. Glad to see other people are as mad as me!

Cracking names by the way

keep em coming!

 

[bex1984]

My pony's name is murphy: he gets called Murphus, Murphalicious, Smurph, Muffin, Cuddles, Snuggles, Beasty, Murphacious, Smurphus, Squishy, Hippo Lump. There's probably more but I can't remember them now.

My cats are called Sooty and Sweep, and i call them Toots and Weep.

 

[jenbleep]

dont worry you are no crazy

or maybe we all are?!

i call Frankie 'Frankie woo woo' 'sweets' 'frank' and many other names i cant print............

 

[Honeybee]

Paris gets called every thing P, smelly toes, little sweet pee, hairy bum and baby buns. xx

 

[Stacie_and_Jed]

My horses name is jed, he gets called: Jeddi, jeddy, jedling, jeddy baby.

My dog kia: Ratters, ratty migan, ratty, fatters!!
My Dog Buster: Bust, Busty boo, Boo Boo.
My Dog Ki: Mate, Kyfer.
My Dog Tyra: Tyra baby, Dogger, dogger doo doo.
So no Zoe ur not the only mad one around. I do think that uve rubbed off on me though.

 

[FigJam]

My poor girl (Heidi) gets;

Heidi-Hi,
Heidi-Ho,
Heidi-Poo,
Trouble,
Hooligan &
Monkey!

Depends on what she's been up to and what mood I'm in! I usually shout "Hey Trouble" when I walk onto the yard and she whickers back at me!

 

[flyingfeet]

Ohh found the reference for Fanny Adams:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Adams

Quite gory - but think mum is referring to the nag as 'mutton'!

Apparently "Sweet FA", means Sweet Fanny Adams and not the modern version you'd expect!

 

[zoesophie]

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Hippo Lump

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PMSL

 

[lillie07]

I call Bailey Malinky... I think its because I started calling him stinky >> stinky malinky >> malinky! He also gets called handsome, pudding, monkey and precious

Chess is called Moose or Moosifer

 

[zoesophie]

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Quite gory - but think mum is referring to the nag as 'mutton'!

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o bless... your poor pony!

 

[harrihjc]

Flash gets called- smelly, fat boy, handsome, sausage, pickle, monster, Fred (my dad insists he looks like a Fred so won't call him anything else) and many unprintable things!

Maddy gets called- cow bags, moo, face ache, baggage, grumps, misery...does that tell you something about her affectionate nature?

 

[jumpthemoon]

OMG this is embarrassing!

Horse Tango - Tango-pie, Tango-pops, Tango-sweetie, Tango-loo

Horse Canto - Handsome, Sweetie, Honey (and any other sickening name you can think of

Dog Ruby - Rubles, Rubster, Rubes, Mrs Rubles and Ruby-loo-loo-looooooo (in squeaky high pitched voice)

Cat Chrissy - Chritsy-pie, Christy-puss-cat , Mrs Puss-cat, Mrs Puss-cat-pie, chritsy-loo-lah and many other very weird variations!

Oh dear - my OH always says I'm nuts - I think he might be right!

 

[cloverleaf1985]

My pony is Oscar- Oscar-poo, pony-poo, stinky
Cats Jasmine-jazzy, jazminicus, jazzy-roo
Mia- mimi, moo moo, sweety bum!!
i think we are all bonkers!!! lol

 

[Ferdinase514]

Dog:

Proper name Tia aka:
Baggie, Baggles, Bagglesworth, Bogata, tarn, tarnie, Tarnford, tarnish, Bog, Boggie, Bixie, Bix...the list is endless.

Cat:

Proper name: Sebastian aka:

Chairman Miaow, The Chairman, Manisford, Manely, Manis, Umm-loaw, Gato, Gateaux, Sebley, Sebbles.

Horses

Proper name: Finn aka

Finnus Maximus, Finnus, Max, Maxis, Fat one, Fat Man

Proper Name: Star aka

Starry night, Lump, lumpy.

Sure there's loads i've forgotten.....

 

[rara007]

Pippin- Pip, Pippyopalopalous, Pippy Pony Pony, Pippy babie

Ginga- Fat lard, Lazy lard, Cob, Gingy

Together, Boys, Ponies, Larders

Henry(dog) Henry boy, lamb chops, lamby, hens, heners

!!!!

 

[Bossanova]

'Pony' is the most common one
She also gets called mule, ugly, tubby and baby girl!

 

[Heidi1]

You are not alone ........

Zara - Zara Lara, lara, pretty girl, honey, lou lou......
Millie - moo, dewdew, madam, that coloured women, sweetie, dewie.
Spur - spooky, spock, chicken, little ponio...
Moge - Mr grumpy, mogwi, mogie pogie, the old man....

All plus other names that I can't print........

 

[kick_On]

grumpy guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

one onright of sign
sweet pea or potato head

one on left os sign

 

[seabiscuit]

Owen gets called Owie Owers, Owers, Owie-poop, Mr Pooper, or just Owj.
Somtimes he gets called Mr Owen as well but I really try and stop myself calling him that because Mr Owen was a HORRIBLE NASTY teacher at my old school!

Ellie gets called Elle, ellie-wellie or Elle MacPherson!

Tarka the dog gets called Tarka Barka, Barkers, snot face, Bannana boy, Bannanas, or boo-ba.

 

[zoesophie]

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sausage

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Yey another sausage!

I love all these names, they are so funny and nice to see how they all evolve!

Forgot to add my cats are called Sophie and Chloe and they get called: poochie, chlomister, chloebowie, sophiedophie, sophiekins etc etc!

Im now totally reassured that we are ALL mad! Im just waiting for the day that Oscar calls me a funny name! Its only a matter of time before he speaks

 

[minkymoo]

horse gets called bumhead, pumpkin, toots, sweetie, pookie
cat her name is Elenor! gets called booby, baby or boobycat
dog is called santa and gets called stinky, or The Pooper
old dog called Minka was called minky moo, Stinky minky, stinky minky moo and minka the stinka. She got hit by a car the day before my mums 60th and I love her name (I heard it on channel 5 when it started!)

 

[WelshRareBit]

Fatty Lumpkin
Schtinky
Rat

 

[Hemirjtm]

Hemir - Mimi, Big Bum, Fatty, Ginger Ninja, Girly, Chouchou, Sexy Bum, Mon petit bebe, Ma cherie (yes i know it's femine!!!), Tubby, Bu**er, Ginga Minga,

 

[black_n_white]

My big strapping 16.2 gelding is called Basil. However, he is scared of absolutely everything and is a real wuss so gets called "Princess" or "Fairy Princess" by everyone on my yard!

 

[charlyan]

Bad for pet names, me! and it seems that the list gets longer every week!

Horse:
Minstral gets: Min, Mintheman, Minmin, Minky, Handsome, SexyBoy, Monks, Pups
Pony:
Imogen gets: Immy, Hooly Pony, Fuzzy Wuzz
Dogs:
Oscar gets: Ozzy, CocoPops, MyBoy, Pogo, Puppy (he's ten!)
Charlyan gets: Annie, Chaz, Fluff
Cats:
Hamish gets: Mooshka, Moose, Big Fat Ginger B*st*rd (from OH!!!), Moosy, Sploosh
Zakk gets: Zakkzakk, Zakky, Zakk-attakk
Smukks gets: Smukksy, Smukk Ducks, Smuggles

There's probably loads more that I can't think of right now but funnily enough, they all answer to most of them!

 

[Solstar]

horses-

solo- sol and chicken, but most commonly MONKEY.
red- redbed

dog-

sid- sidney bean washing machine- got a peculiar ring to it!

cats-

bob- bobby

bruce- buce!

 

[vickers22]

mmmmm.....chubby (even though he is really quite skinny!!) laddie....chuba chubs......boy......zakkie.....baby!!