Pimp one's horsebox

[cp1980]

I watched a "pimp my ride" style TV programme on the magic lantern the otherday.

I wonder, why don't Horse and Country do the same for horseboxes?

Can you imagine a 20 year old Ford Cargo lorry with metallic pink paintjob, scarlet red shag pile carpet in the cab and a DJ booth in the living?

What would you do to pimp your old horsebox?

(try to keep it technically feasable, but very silly)

 

[Lucy_Nottingham]

id get a compartment fitted that was like a wallis and gromit style shower make up room and dressing room all in one where the arms came out and dressed you ready for your show etc!

OOo TECHNICALLY feasible (damn)

SPINNING ALLOYS!!!!!!

video screens on teh outside of the box showing you at competitions etc where you won (to put the fear of god into the other competitors!

) separate stereo system for driver cabin and the horses (so horses can have nice soothing calming music whilst I can have some DON'T CR*P yourself but be happy music!)

And obviously a side living area that comes out hwne you park up with a beautifully wonderful flashing rosette and trophie cabinet!

think it would ever happpen?! (no

)

 

[Funkyfilly024]

yes iv often watched it thinking "i wish they could do that for my horsebox"
lol, i think it would end up with tv for the horses, a hot tub, mini bar, an amazing paint job on the outside, motorized ramp, somesort of bbq facilities and a solarium for my horses, i also quite like these uber expensive new boxes that have a built in horse shower area, the list goes on and on........

lol could you imagine what they would make it like, completly bonkers !

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

I think yuou need some attractive animal hide pattern fabric (think zebra stripe, tiger/leopard skin effect) covering all upholstered seating - with gold braid. A mirror sirrounded by lights with make up table/dressing table for the perfect 'finish' before mounting up......

Of and of course a fridge full of chilled Cristal and flutes ready for your victorious return........from the gymkhana games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!