Please give those Mad Old Bats what they want

teasle

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The bridle way at the end of a local lane that crosses the railway line had been closed for 3 years. Recently been re opened, however the rider/horse gate is not only difficult to use, it is impossible to manouver around as there is so much"furniture" and so little space.
A local lady arranged a meetimg with the railway people to discuss the problem, and she intended to take her horse to demonstrate, but them had a riding accident and was in plaster.

She asked for volunteers to bring a horse , but short notice and everyone at work. I was free but never used that route and was too nervous to take my horse there as have not seen trains. I felt bad that I could not be of use, and said I would come and bring a rug to help to show how long a horse was.

She rang me up and asked me to bring a fly mask too.

So on the day, she, a friend that drove her and another lady met with 2 railway officials. We are all older ladies.

She took a broomstick from the car, attatched the fly mask, the pole was the neck, then the rug- and we had ourselves a pantomine horse.

And then 2 of us attempted to demonstrate that the space was too small to manouver a horse and other problems. Highlights being when I did not understand bits of where she wanted me to be and she was hopping round i on crutches trying to demonstrate things.
Anyway , our points were made, and the man went off to write his report. And I wonder if it ended with- Please give the mad old bats what they want cause I cant stand any more of this.
 
Wonderful!! Well done to you all. Poor man now probably thinks all horse riders are as mad as a box of frogs!!! .... hmm .... come to think of it ....
 
Kinda have to do what it takes....well done, hope it works, now come a get our path changed to bridleway, complete with footbridge crossing! (Please...)
 
Being not in the first flush myself, this scenario had me in stitches. Wish I had thought of it earlier this year when trying to explain the intricacies of getting a horse through a narrow bridleway gate, onto a narrow wooden bridge, then being able to turn round to shut the damn gate (it was completely impossible) to our rights of way man at the council office. He didnt seem able to grasp why it was impossible, a couple of batty older ladies with a broomstick might just have done the trick!! Brilliant idea for next time :)
 
I hope the fly-mask, broom handle-rug-horse didn't spook or kick. Did you give 'him' a pat and a polo for being a good guinea-pig?! lol

Sorry, we are a box of mad frogs though!!
Hope it really did the trick!
 
If madness doesn't work then point them to the official legal guidelines for bridleway gates which include details about turning circle areas etc. if they can't find it it's all in the BCTV handbooks for gates and paths.
 
What would happen if there is not physical room to meet this standard?
If madness doesn't work then point them to the official legal guidelines for bridleway gates which include details about turning circle areas etc. if they can't find it it's all in the BCTV handbooks for gates and paths.
 
That is so funny! I can't imagine what passers by must of thought, or passengers on a train! Well done to you both though!
 
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