Please help, plotting revenge...

[Gal]

Yep just ignore him, practice your best smile and just completely ignore him. He thrives on the reaction. Failing that Spulet has the right idea!

 

[scatty_mare]

Wow, some of you have demonic streaks! Brighteyes, remind me never to rub you up the wrong way!
So my shopping list is:
1. boot polish
2. laxies
3. a female urine receptacle
4. special knob tablets
.....
Thanks for the link missyme10 - there are some very crafty ideas there *rubs hands together in the manner of evil genius*

Does anyone know if it is illegal to place an advert on his behalf in the dating column of a local paper??!

 

[scatty_mare]

I have just spotted this.

I can't shake the feeling that there may be an element of sexual attraction going on here - on both sides Like in those old black and white movies with lothario pushing the buttons of beautiful ice queen who eventually melts....I smell romance!

All I can say is your nose is mistaken and you've put me right off my tea!

(I am happily cohabiting with a lovely young man, and am over 30 years younger than old scrotum face, who is also married and has many many grandchildren).

 

[missyme10]

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Thanks for the link missyme10 - there are some very crafty ideas there *rubs hands together in the manner of evil genius*

Does anyone know if it is illegal to place an advert on his behalf in the dating column of a local paper??!

How about an add offering his "services" to man, woman or beast

 

[scatty_mare]

How about an add offering his "services" to man, woman or beast

I like the way your mind works
I actually just let out a massive guffaw when I read that and spat half chewed carrot all over the screen... oops ...