pointless post - last thing your horse did that made you laugh

Daughters pony stopped and stared into the distance mid-lesson on Sunday, despite being told to move on was just rooted to spot for a few minutes. Instructor came over, waved hands over her eyes and said 'hello pony are you there??' still she didn't even flinch. Then she came out of her trance and just carried on with the lesson as though nothing had happened.
 
My horse sulked, because I dared tell him off for trying to bite me!
He snorted, sighed and refused to come near me for 10 minutes, when I finally got near him and was scratching his side, he smacked me with his tail! There are no flies about at about 8:30 at night so I reckon he did it on purpose.
He regularly pulls my jeans down/farriers jeans down if they are too big and he can grab hold of them.
He was stood in someones garden the other day, not bothered at all while they shoved him and pulled him and he refused to budge. Apparently he'd been looking through their bedroom window
 
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