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PandorasJar

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I think I might be surrounded in them in a minute.
The entrance to my field is down a long muddy path which looks inaccesible (hardcore under). I've sped down it locked up and hopped over the locked entrance gate. I've then wrangled a bale of hay into a dumpy bag (round a corner hidden by shelter) and hauled/dragged it back to entrance. Chucked over gate and wrestled into my car.

There is a bus stop at the top of the lane... A very concerned looking woman has just got her phone out while looking at me.

I've locked car up and am now finding biggest horse to hide behind!
 
Ha ha! Brilliant

I show chickens and once went to my field at 4:30am and by torchlight filled my car with chickens for a show, pulled out on to the main road where a police car was waiting for me!
 
I do not look dodgy at all! Only turned up in a car someone took the back out of last night and hauled what looked like a body bag in :/
No one turned up yet, though have to say I got pretty distracted when I walked into the first field to find a couple of horses stood getting showered under a burst pipe the other side of the fence. Stupid horses.
Only taken 40mins to walk 2mins across a field to see my lot!

Welshd what chickens? I have a very funny image of you stood with a frizzle trying to convince a policeman that it is a chicken :D
 
I was most disappointed when driving through a notorious drug area with a 900g bag of magnesium on the passenger seat, the police didn't stop me.

Did have to discreetly slide my jacket over it though when I stopped at the traffic lights and a group of youths were standing there.:o
 
horserider said:
I was most disappointed when driving through a notorious drug area with a 900g bag of magnesium on the passenger seat, the police didn't stop me.

Did have to discreetly slide my jacket over it though when I stopped at the traffic lights and a group of youths were standing there.:o
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If you get the 80% and 95% purity in the same delivery the colours look rather similar to cocaine and heroin! Has occurred to me its a good job Im ordering it in the UK, otherwise those customs officers would be v disappointed when their sniffer dogs only become very calm and develop strong healthy claws from their encounter!
 
PandorasJar said:
Welshd what chickens? I have a very funny image of you stood with a frizzle trying to convince a policeman that it is a chicken :D
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Like this one?

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Luckily it wasnt him, the car was full of these (this is mine too)

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Love the bag of magnesium comment, that would have taken some explaining!
 
Me and my friend (who owns the horses) nearly had the police called. We were at the gate and were taking her tack back up to her house, which we had left in the paddock earlier. It seriously looked like we were just stealing tack!! Thankfully the person who saw us realised her mistake when she saw my friend haha.
 
WelshD said:
Even better, I now have visions of horserider proudly saying to a police officer 'its 95% pure you know'
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Just imagine Mrs Bucket saying, ' Dahling its grade A, you know.':D

Nice to know I'm in good company with lots of respectable horsey women running round with packages of white powder.
 
There was an item on the TV news about a terrorist suspect being arrested & they said the security services had been alerted by "significant" purchases of sulphur powder. I can't remember the amount the said but it was a lot less than I buy to mix with pig oil. I had visions of the MI6 database being clogged up with details of hairy horse owners.
 
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I was once marking up a horse ride and the landowner had given us permission but not told his tenants in the cottages, so when my helpers zoomed through the yard on a quad they rang the police - we had two squad cars and the helicopter watching us carefully!! They must have decided that my hammering in a direction sign on the main road probably meant we were innocent!
 
Sis and I met to check on our in-foal mare, whose due date was a matter of conjecture, during the small hours. She was in a field along a narrow track between a river and disused mill-dam with fields at either side. We left one car on the minor road at the end of the track and took the other car as far along the track as we could. All was well with mare (and no sign of foal) but as we came back along the track, realised that MANY toads were crossing from one side to the other. Sis walked along in front of the car moving the toads, so that they didn't get squashed. When we arrived at the end of the track, a police car was waiting for us. "What are you doing?" asked PC. "Making sure we don't run over the toads", said I. The expression on his face was priceless.
Needless to say, what he actually wanted to know was why we had left the car at the end of the track. They had even been to sister's house and spoken to her partner about the car before finding us.
In fact there were some dodgy dealings going on in the disused mill a bit further along the track, which we found about about later, and which presumably were why the police were so interested in cars parked in the area.
 
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