Property Laws of a Dog

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Property Laws of my Bearded Collie :)

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If it just looks like it's mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If your playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it's broken, it's not mine, never was and I won't even look at it....it's yours.

Now, I'm not one for fridge magnets but this one really made me smile :)
Should also include: If I round it up, anything, including children are mine !!

Photo of my Beardie 'Brando'

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Or the world according to my dogs.....

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog is only allowed on the old furniture.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture. But is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
9. Humans must ask for permission to sleep under the cover with the dog.
10. In all cases of dispute…the DOG rules
 
Hexx.... That is hilarious !
Luckily Brando has only got to no. 5 but I feel he has a cunning plan and is saving it until we finished decorating upstairs!
 
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