Putting KY jelly on his ..... erm ..... you know what ??!!!

I used baby oil at the weekend and it did make all the krusty bits slide off nicely.... tried the..... giggle..... smeg cleaner before and it wasnt too good, also he wouldnt let me rinse it off!!!

Just hope he doesnt hang it out to dry in the sun today as worried that the matching fifth white sock will get sunburn coz of the oil!!!!
 
OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I have read in ages!!! It made me laugh out loud at work with everyone looking at me asking what was so funny. Trying to explain about cleaning a horses willy with KY was the most interesting thing I have done all day at work!

Thanks for the tip, it is something on my list of things to do... will go buy a few tubes and I really hope that I can use PF's wink & party line!!!
 
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