Puzzle has done 3 things to **** me off today - anyone help with any of them?

I dont have a straw, would a snorkel do?

I can't afford pillows =[ she's eating her box because in truth I cant afford hay and its the only thing I can feed her. I sleep with the head on the dog at home.

Would the dog do?
 
Why don't you tie his legs together, then he can't kick the door and will probably fall over - if he can't get back up he won't be able to kick it again - sorted :)
And stop feeding all those treats he will end up will ADHD :p
 
flamehead said:
jesstickle, would the vet do that sort of surgery for me? or the farrier?

actually, maybe I need a barefoot trimmer?
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You can do it yourself with a hacksaw. Both of mine have been de-legged to keep them quiet. Just have some baler-band handy to tie of the arteries.
 
Kitsune, I'm a bit worried for my pretty face. I do, however, have a steel bar. Would that do? I could probably get a good swing going before I hit her with it...
 
You're all daft. OBVIOUSLY Parelli is the only answer. Or cut her legs off, your choice. If you go for taking the legs off, I'd use Kitsune's method of burning to close off the arteries, much less fiddly.

:p
 
LMAO couldn't cover that up quckly enough!! Sorry, its just my framed crystal photo of JenJ caught my eye at that very moment!

Parelli. What a stupid suggestion.

Kick it in the sponge!
 
You're all absolute idiots...

The only way to solve this issue is to ask her to stop, in horse language.

along the lines of "neigh, neighety neigh" should do the trick. How's she meant to understand you otherwise??

Honestly, should you HAVE horses??
 
Lol! I didn't realise this was a joke thread and that FH didn't actually want help therefore my new suggestions are to electrify Puzzles stable door, hog her mane and glue her feet to the the floor. Actually talking about glue, why not have her made into it? :D:D
 
This was a serious thread but the overtones of Flamehead not being a fit owner have turned it into farce!

*mutters Jesstickle Testicle Jesstickle Testicle*
 
Lady La La said:
You're all absolute idiots...

The only way to solve this issue is to ask her to stop, in horse language.

along the lines of "neigh, neighety neigh" should do the trick. How's she meant to understand you otherwise??

Honestly, should you HAVE horses??
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LMFAO

I'm sitting here on my own watching horizon wheezing away like a lunatic!
 
Lady La La said:
You're all absolute idiots...

The only way to solve this issue is to ask her to stop, in horse language.

along the lines of "neigh, neighety neigh" should do the trick. How's she meant to understand you otherwise??

Honestly, should you HAVE horses??
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The correct phrase is "neighety neigh snort, neigh". What you said was really quite offensive, and I don't think Puzzle would appreciate it, especially at her tender age.
 
I can't believe you! I just typed that horse language into a translator - how DARE you tell me to tell Puzzle to go **** herself!!!!!!!
 
Kitsune, the last time I flashed my boobs at someone, the poor man keeled over and died. I dont dislike her that much...at the very least I need to transport her alive for meat.
 
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