Puzzle has done 3 things to **** me off today - anyone help with any of them?

Why? I'm not breaking any T&Cs!!

Kitsune, be fair, all that fat on her will earn me a fortune. I mean, its hanging round her knees now....
 
There have been several decent suggestions, I personally cannot see the problem with using a shed load of gaffer tape- or electrifying the buggar..... but still no one has hit the scared button
...... what is HHO coming to?
 
JenJ said:
Is no-one else alarmed by the fact that Kitty has a crystal framed photo of me? I mean, crystals? They're so 80s!
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I am more concerned she can't tell me and thee apart frankly. And therefore I am not speaking to her. You can tell her I said that.
 
God FH she sounds like an absolute nightmare

Stick a plait in her main and chuck her out in the field - she won't be there for looooong

I'm so glad the calvery have come along and saved the thread :D
 
As she's already got plaits in her mane, surely if you just put her back outside someone will come and steal her? That would solve all the problems!
 
dibbin said:
As she's already got plaits in her mane, surely if you just put her back outside someone will come and steal her? That would solve all the problems!
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Glad you are on my wavelength!

As I mentioned though - you MUST make the plaits more prominant - maybe but some in her tail to? And leave her gate open, just for good measures
 
TheEquineOak said:
Absolutely!

You are always having to justify yourself on here - I was getting ready to write a lovely reply back to the Gestapo but, when I got to the end of the thread, the moment had been and gone and everyone was talking about tits and leg amputations!!
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That is because everyone knows that you can tell everything about someone's life, personality and experiences based on posts on an internet forum.

Also, you can believe everything you read, and no one every only posts one side of the story, leaving out one or two crucial details that might put a rather different spin on things (not related to this thread btw).

Finally, anyone who does not follow ALL the advice they get off a forum, even if some of it is totally contradictory and if you have no idea who the person is advising you, is croooooooool.

Can't believe you didn't know that:rolleyes: Kids today, what do they teach in these schools?:rolleyes:
 
TheEquineOak said:
Absolutely!

You are always having to justify yourself on here - I was getting ready to write a lovely reply back to the Gestapo but, when I got to the end of the thread, the moment had been and gone and everyone was talking about tits and leg amputations!!
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Not let amputations. De-legging. It is the next step from de-nerving :D
 
Spudlet - you're saying FH has to follow ALL my advice?! Superb ...

Flamehead - Box up your filly and send her to me (legs or no legs), as obviously I'd be much better at looking after her than you. I know that because I've never met you but I know everything about how you treat your horse. I can't believe you're not taking the plaits seriously, and didn't follow my Parelli suggestion. And you don't speak horse. What right do you have to own her at all?!
 
Spudlet said:
That is because everyone knows that you can tell everything about someone's life, personality and experiences based on posts on an internet forum.

Also, you can believe everything you read, and no one every only posts one side of the story, leaving out one or two crucial details that might put a rather different spin on things (not related to this thread btw).

Finally, anyone who does not follow ALL the advice they get off a forum, even if some of it is totally contradictory and if you have no idea who the person is advising you, is croooooooool.

Can't believe you didn't know that:rolleyes: Kids today, what do they teach in these schools?:rolleyes:
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*sniff sniff* :(

Well I'm off to join FH in the dog house...
 
dibbin said:
Spudlet - you're saying FH has to follow ALL my advice?! Superb ...

Flamehead - Box up your filly and send her to me (legs or no legs), as obviously I'd be much better at looking after her than you. I know that because I've never met you but I know everything about how you treat your horse. I can't believe you're not taking the plaits seriously, and didn't follow my Parelli suggestion. And you don't speak horse. What right do you have to own her at all?!
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YES! Or we can report her to the Norty Horse Owners Chastisement Society
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