Pygmy Goats

[I'm Dun]

A pair once escaped from their field into a housing estate. I was summonsed as people knew I had horses. I couldn't get the damn things to move. There was absolute chaos and the police were called. Luckily in the mean time the bin men came. I begged for help and 4 big men picked up the goat and carried it back to where it came from with an escort of all of the other bin men surrounding them in case it escaped, it did, twice , and the other one followed behind. It seems manhandling them is the only way to get them to do anything.

I will give WelshD a shout and she can tell you all about Dave, so can the villagers where he used to live no doubt

 

[WelshD]

Are you crazy?

Get ready to put on your best apologetic voice/face when you get asked to remove your goats from the cricket pitch/allotments/your neighbour’s prize dahlia collection.

As for fences - this should do..

 

[julesjoy]

Hating reading this as I also have a hankering for some tiny goats however there is a Chinese proverb "if you have no problems get a goat" or something to that effect