Illusion100
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When you gallop off, buck and then fart...do you feel embarrassed at all or do the farts act as a bonus?
Question- If you could ask you horse one thing....
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Arizahn
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What do you want to do with your life?
Mike007
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What a good question!.
w1bbler
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Why are lorries, cars, tractors fine, but motorbikes & pushbikes worthy of rearing / spinning, what makes them special?
Crosshill Pacers
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What do you want to do?
After all, I have no idea what I want to do, nor do I have any clue what I want to do with my horse. I'd be grateful for the direction.
However I suspect her answer would be something along the lines of 'eat, sleep and no work please'.
After all, I have no idea what I want to do, nor do I have any clue what I want to do with my horse. I'd be grateful for the direction.
However I suspect her answer would be something along the lines of 'eat, sleep and no work please'.
debsg
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Hahaha
I'd like to know Blaze's history and whether she is happy. As for Jasmine, the camel, I think I'd just ask "why?????" Lol
Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
Trouble is, most would probably answer as Crosshill Pacer says! Mine would definitely be eat lots, graze in the field, go for the occasional hack....:biggrin3:
MiJodsR2BlinkinTite
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This deffo! My loan mare's history I know all about, but I'd love to know who had Trad-Lad and what happened before I had him. Gosh, if they could talk........
MrsElle
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Big Bay: are you sad that you have had so many homes (9 in 7 years) and do you know you will be with me forever?
Big Red: she is a retired 17hh 6 year old. I'd ask her if she was happy.
Litte Red: where would I start! The question would probably be, why are you such a flighty, nervous, naughty and totally insane Welsh ginger filly? (Or is my answer in those last three words? !)
Mini Red: I would ask her why she doesn't want to be caught. Is it fear, trust issues, or naughtiness. I don't think it's the latter personally, but who knows.
Big Red: she is a retired 17hh 6 year old. I'd ask her if she was happy.
Litte Red: where would I start! The question would probably be, why are you such a flighty, nervous, naughty and totally insane Welsh ginger filly? (Or is my answer in those last three words? !)
Mini Red: I would ask her why she doesn't want to be caught. Is it fear, trust issues, or naughtiness. I don't think it's the latter personally, but who knows.
Sophstar
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I'd love to know the answer to why can u not cope being out on ur own but are fine when u have escaped and are on ur own grazing where u shouldn't be?!
Bright_Spark
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Great thread 
I'd ask all of mine "how can I make your life better"?
Also I'd like to ask them why they all have their special idiotness and what can I do to resolve said idiotness!
I'd ask all of mine "how can I make your life better"?
Also I'd like to ask them why they all have their special idiotness and what can I do to resolve said idiotness!
Bills
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Agreed, great thread!
Are you happy? Would be my first.
Then... Why are you such a nasty swine to me on the odd days?!! You are a gelding and NOT hormonal lol
Are you happy? Would be my first.
Then... Why are you such a nasty swine to me on the odd days?!! You are a gelding and NOT hormonal lol
Moomin1
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I would ask her what I could do to make her feel calm when she gets so worried about things.
2horsesnomoney
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Are you happy?
What can i do to make your life better ?
Same 2 questions to both of mine i would love to hear the answers ! even if i dint like the ans they gave!?
What can i do to make your life better ?
Same 2 questions to both of mine i would love to hear the answers ! even if i dint like the ans they gave!?
Billy the kid
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why are you such a wimp?? I'm not going to ask you to do anything that will hurt you!
Merrymoles
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If it could really only be one question, it would be "now that you trust me on the ground 98% of the time, how can we get to the same point when I'm in the saddle?"
If I could have more than one, I would like to know why I was your fifth owner in a year, what you did in Ireland before you crossed the water, how happy you are (because I think you're much happier now because you're certainly more relaxed) and what you like doing best.
If I could have more than one, I would like to know why I was your fifth owner in a year, what you did in Ireland before you crossed the water, how happy you are (because I think you're much happier now because you're certainly more relaxed) and what you like doing best.