Questions we will never know the answers for!!

[Ellietotz]

What did you even just spook at??
We will never know...

Can you think of more?

 

[Mule]

Why is the "sport horse" sprouting a mini mustache ?

 

[The-Bookworm]

Would you sell me if you had the capacity.

 

[Rumtytum]

All of the floor to stand on so why oh why do you prefer my foot?

 

[Gloi]

Why is that blade of grass the most tasty thing ever and the identical looking one next to it inedible.

 

[TheOldTrout]

Why are you eating your bedding when you've got 2 full haynets?

 

[Meredith]

What did you even just spook at??
We will never know

and dump me in a puddle and soft mud today....

 

[ycbm]

Why are stationary cars more frightening than moving ones?

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[Pollyfilla]

Why do you always tip your bucket feed onto the mud?

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

Why will you not eat the hay you have thrown on the floor, and instead make 'poor old me' eyes at passersby; yet when I pick it up from the floor, and fill a FULL haynet out of it, you will merrily chow down and finish it up.

 

[blitznbobs]

Why is that piece of cow parsley scary but that one is tasty

 

[catkin]

If you have natives, especially Welsh, there is a single answer to all these questions and any others starting with 'why'

'Because I can'...............

 

[Archangel]

Why are you too scared to move when there is a kitten on the path and then completely unbothered by a train, even a train at night with all the lights on?

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

If you have natives, especially Welsh, there is a single answer to all these questions and any others starting with 'why'

'Because I can'...............

A Shetland wouldn't answer. They would start off with a smirk which would then turn into a giggle which would soon turn into manical laughter!

 

[Shady]

Why do you always do one last poo seconds before I let you out in the morning.

Why do you always do a poo just AFTER iv'e walked past you with the poop bucket

 

[ycbm]

Why is it always the nights I want to go out that you take longest to come in?

 

[Shooting Star]

Where do all the hoof picks go to?

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Why is that daffodil so scarey?

 

[Ellietotz]

Why are stationary cars more frightening than moving ones?

.

This is too true!

 

[blitznbobs]

Do pulling combs ‘grow up’ to be mane combs ? I always seem to have lots of mane combs but pulling combs seem to disappear so this is my theory

 

[Gloi]

Why do you tip all your dinner on the floor before eating it

 

[View]

Why are ducks not scary but ducklings so scary?

 

[Desert_rider]

Why do you turn your bottom towards me and do a big dump seconds after I have finished poo picking your paddock?

 

[HashRouge]

Where do all the hoof picks go to?

When I was a groom, the answer to this was "in HR's bathroom"! I'd put one in my back pocket, forget about it, go in to the loo and take it out so it didn't fall down the toilet, then forget it again and leave it lying on the windowsill...

Anyway, question from today - why do you have to sniff every single poo that we pass out hacking??

 

[ester]

I have 'welsh' answers for a lot of these.
'I don't like change'
this covers unattended vehicles/bicycles that weren't there last week
daffodils that hadn't flowered last week
ducklings


except trains, even the traffic shy one is okish with a high speed virgin going under her.

 

[Ellietotz]

shy one is okish with a high speed virgin going under her.

Sorry, this had me in stitches!

 

[HeyMich]

Why is it acceptable to have a shoe or two missing (legs interchangeable) for most of the winter?

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[Red-1]

Why do you lay your face in the poo every day, yet look surprised when you have a wash again?


ETA - Supplementary question; When I bathed your face the other week, I accidentally got shampoo in your eye, I could clearly see sud bubbles in your eye... why oh why did you not react at all? Not blink even? I would have made a right old fuss!

 

[phizz4]

You didn't spook at that wheelie bin yesterday so why have you spooked at it today?

 

[bouncing_ball]

Why are stationary cars more frightening than moving ones?

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And stationary cars in unexpected places terrifying!!