Questions we will never know the answers for!!

Where do all the hoof picks go to?
When I was a groom, the answer to this was "in HR's bathroom"! I'd put one in my back pocket, forget about it, go in to the loo and take it out so it didn't fall down the toilet, then forget it again and leave it lying on the windowsill...

Anyway, question from today - why do you have to sniff every single poo that we pass out hacking??
 
I have 'welsh' answers for a lot of these.
'I don't like change'
this covers unattended vehicles/bicycles that weren't there last week
daffodils that hadn't flowered last week
ducklings


except trains, even the traffic shy one is okish with a high speed virgin going under her.
 
Why do you lay your face in the poo every day, yet look surprised when you have a wash again?


ETA - Supplementary question; When I bathed your face the other week, I accidentally got shampoo in your eye, I could clearly see sud bubbles in your eye... why oh why did you not react at all? Not blink even? I would have made a right old fuss!
 
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