Quick (literally off out in 5) tips on how to de smelly myself

Lots and lots of body spray and who cares if you pong a bit underneath it all?
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I hope you're okay!
 
Don't worry about it! I'm sure they have smelled far worse in the hosp. Just worry about getting yourself sorted out. Good luck and hope its not too serious and just a case of bruising
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Sprinkle some Fabreeze but pray you aren't allergic to it!!!

And stop worrying, staff in A and E are more than used to the odd smell or thirty, they won't even notice. You'd be amazed at the numbers that poo themselves in even minor accidents, it is all part of the job in A and E. They won't worry so don't you! Hope you are OK.
 
Fresh top if you are that bothered but think you would be better pushed to bring something with you to entertain yourself UNLESS you are worried you could have hit your head in which case you will be seen immediately!

i have rocked upto A&E in a variety of guises after various equine incidents and can't honestly say, attractivenes wasn't really on my mind.. but funniest has to be turning up with BIL after my (then) horse had smashed me in the face.. Staff asked me how I did it and couldnt help but eye my (large) escort - who got very squeaky and defensive!!!
 
Haha thanks guys, i have been to A&E more times than i like to think, but normally via helicoper or blue lights
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! (why do i still ride?!?! Im obviously accident prone haha).... But figured seeing as i went home before deciding it was probs a good idea to make an effort
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!!

All was well btw, i hung around for 3 hours to then go to reception, be told my name wasnt put down and walked out! (had decided by that point nothing was to serious as although i couldnt really lift one leg i could hobble and obvs wasnt internal as i fell about 5 hrs before that so would have been in more pain/passed out by then!)

Thanks for the tips thou i changed my top and jumper and sprayed myself excessively with body spray and perfume (so much so i couldnt really breath cause the smell was choking me
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