Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
She's far too good and really shows me up
. And she is restricting my HHO and tea drinking time
. Oh, and she's young, slim and pretty 
She'll have to go! 
Actually, I'm quite worried she's going to be headhunted ....
Really cross and fed up with my groom
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She's far too good and really shows me up
. And she is restricting my HHO and tea drinking time. Oh, and she's young, slim and pretty She'll have to go! Actually, I'm quite worried she's going to be headhunted ....
AmyMay
Situation normal
Nice post
RuthnMeg
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Well done to fellow groom, and to yourself for being so nice!
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
It's okay, I'm going to make her stand in the rain this evening while I ride my Competition Horse, and then we'll see what she looks like all wet and bedraggled haha
scheherazade
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you have rain???? Now I really am jealous. Pretty slim talented people I can do with out though!!!
Lovely post
Lovely post
MrsMozart
Just passing through...
It's okay, I'm going to make her stand in the rain this evening while I ride my Competition Horse, and then we'll see what she looks like all wet and bedraggled haha
You just know that she's going to look stunning wet, and that you're going to get dumped in the sand don't you
aimsymc
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how nice to hear someone appreciated!! xx
joeanne
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You will have every hot blooded male lined up to see your groom with a wet t-shirt!!!!
Wagtail
Horse servant
You just know that she's going to look stunning wet, and that you're going to get dumped in the sand don't you
LMAO
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
When we walk round show venues together, all the blokes ogle her then look at me - and look away again very quickly
Hate her, I really do
Hate her, I really do
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
You just know that she's going to look stunning wet, and that you're going to get dumped in the sand don't you
You are probably right
Cadfael&Coffee
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what a lovely post!!!
really cheered me up
really cheered me up
alwaysbroke
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Brill post has really made me chuckle
HashRouge
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Great post, I thought it was going to be someone else moaning about someone, so what a refreshing change
Echo Bravo
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Couldn't you just dress her in a bin liner and put a brown paper bag over her head when you go to Comps
dingle12
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Nice that people appricate (sp) grooms i know ive been on yards where they dont give a dam a thank you goes along way in a grooms world
a thank you goes along way in a grooms world 
dibbin
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MrsMozart's probably right, unfortunately
Fii
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*stomps feet*
I want a groom!!
Preferably six foot plus, about 30 ish, good looking, and male.
I want a groom!!
Preferably six foot plus, about 30 ish, good looking, and male.
Tillypup
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*stomps feet*
I want a groom!!
Preferably six foot plus, about 30 ish, good looking, and male.
That's my Husband!! Well 36 is 30ish hey!! People still think he's in his 20's though!!
Love the OP!! LOL!!
louised1henry
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brown bag over head with two holes cut out and then a big bag i think is the way to go.
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
Mrs M was very nearly right Wonderhorse did a 180 in the practise arena when someone appeared through a door and all I can say is thank the lord for sticky bum breeches
Unfortunately groom didn't get rained on half as much as I wanted, but I made her work till 11pm and she looks a bit tired today. Now I'm going to make her ride a youngster in the wind hahaha so her hair will get squashed. I shall stay here and drink coffee
Wonderhorse did a 180 in the practise arena when someone appeared through a door and all I can say is thank the lord for sticky bum breeches Unfortunately groom didn't get rained on half as much as I wanted, but I made her work till 11pm and she looks a bit tired today. Now I'm going to make her ride a youngster in the wind hahaha so her hair will get squashed. I shall stay here and drink coffee
benson21
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Just trying to work out what I am most jealous about!! That a) you have a groom, b)that she has a stunning figure or C) you have rain!!!!!!!!!
LauraWheeler
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I agree with your tread title. Your groom is awful you MUST sack her *and employ me instead*
I opened this post feeling all angry having read the title but then I read the first post and it made me smile. It's nice to read that someone apreceates there grooms hard work. I wish I could find an employer like that
you don't need another groom do you.
I opened this post feeling all angry having read the title but then I read the first post and it made me smile. It's nice to read that someone apreceates there grooms hard work. I wish I could find an employer like that
you don't need another groom do you.
jeeve
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you are only young once, let her enjoy it.... and I want a groom too.
jeeve
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Being wanted I mean, apparently by everyone.
Twinkle Twinkle
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I love this post it really made me giggle now l have to go to work not so good.
Bills
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What a lovely post! So refreshing not to read about somebody moaning for a change!
Laura1234
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And, I bet most annoyingly that she is a really nice person too! Oooh, I just hate that, when someone is a stunner, and they are nice too - you want to hate them.... but just can't.
Rowreach
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And, I bet most annoyingly that she is a really nice person too! Oooh, I just hate that, when someone is a stunner, and they are nice too - you want to hate them.... but just can't.
Haha Laura, she is just like I was 26 years ago
Must be why we get on so well - we even have the same birth date lol
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
What a lovely post! So refreshing not to read about somebody moaning for a change!
I must say I am wondering how many people have looked at the thread title and thought "That Rowreach is a real b*tch
"I am in naughty mode