Really cross and fed up with my groom

I must say I am wondering how many people have looked at the thread title and thought "That Rowreach is a real b*tch:mad:"

:D:D

I am in naughty mode :p

PMSL cos that's exactly what I was thinking but so glad to be proved wrong! :o:D Enjoy her while you can and before she gets snapped up by some good looking person if she is that good. ;)
 
Just trying to work out what I am most jealous about!! That a) you have a groom, b)that she has a stunning figure or C) you have rain!!!!!!!!!


:D Be jealous of me. I have several grooms - one with an excellent figure (female) and a couple of the cutest guys (but they're gay!) And they're all fantastic and I appreciate them greatly!! BUT - I have bu**er all rain - and that's what I NEED! I now send them out hacking with strict instructions that if it pi**es down, they're to stay out until they're SO wet I can wring them out over the fields!
 
:D Be jealous of me. I have several grooms - one with an excellent figure (female) and a couple of the cutest guys (but they're gay!) And they're all fantastic and I appreciate them greatly!! BUT - I have bu**er all rain - and that's what I NEED! I now send them out hacking with strict instructions that if it pi**es down, they're to stay out until they're SO wet I can wring them out over the fields!

Now Janet, is this GroomUpManShip by any chance? :D:D:D
 
You say all this , but perhaps we need photos to truly understand your predicament.
tasteful ones of course - and purely for scientific interest you understand... er (runs away from angry lady HHOers throwing sharp objects.)
 
I expect OH would be glad to take some photos now that the sun has come out and the multiple layers of fleeces and waterproofs are coming off :rolleyes:

Let's hope she gets sunburn mwhahaha :p
 
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