Really, really wrong horse names...

[chronicle90]

I would like to meet a horse called Derek. Just because.

I used to ride at a yard where there was a Derek! Never failed to amuse me

 

[RuthM]

For OAP names you must have a Margaret. It's the law you know, and a Harold. Everytime a Harold arrives in the incoming work folder I feel the need to go all Steptoe! (ay - Steptoe would be a grand 'oss name).

 

[Capriole]

Quite worried that Im reading some of these and thinking 'Whats wrong with that? Its a lovely name!'

 

[Aidey]

I've had a popcorn.

Bit different but I met a border terrier called Gary! That one tickled me! Haha

 

[TelH]

My 2yo pony is called Harold I named him after my late grandfather.

 

[RuthM]

Gary! Oh, god - I need to go wee now!

 

[DanaHart]

Years ago, I had a horse called Buzby......

I also know horses' called Dave, Trevor and Bert!

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Catembi has a Trevor

Have also had a Gareth, William, Mulligatawney, Christopher, Gilbert (adorable!) Vincent (horror!)

Seems to have been more colts/stallions & geldings with 'people' names on here

 

[Capriole]

Oh no, most of my mares are people names too

 

[dressagelove]

Rupert....!

 

[RuthM]

Joyce?

 

[lexiedhb]

I had a gelding called Rusty Nuts........... i did not name him

 

[albeg]

I have a Robert. (not named by me)

Also know of 2 Steves, a Rupert and a Vince.

 

[Old Bat]

I've had an Andy. I'll rephrase that. I had a pony once called Andy. Have known Colin, Clive, Humphrey, Geoffrey, Trevor, Bonaparte, Mike, Norman, Damien.....

 

[Capriole]

Ruperts on my pending list! Along with Hugo

 

[tonitot]

My girl is called Ethel .. Is that strange?!

 

[KSR]

Mable, Alf, Penny, Danny, Thomas, Sammy (Samson), Daffydd, Baldrick, Boris et al

 

[KSR]

I rode a Joyce when I was 6/7

 

[HaffiesRock]

I have a Betty and my old Haflinger was Terry...

 

[HarlequinSeren]

I knew an Eric a few years ago, and met a Blodwynn (sp?) once on holiday

 

[Emilieu]

Sorry - bit late but:
Walk on Nigel brilliant x

 

[sidsmum]

Nigel is great!

I knew a Donald! A big 17hh fine chestnut gelding!

Also a big black cob called Boris, another called Bruce. Then of course Sidney!

 

[Cinnamontoast]

There's a big chestnut at my yard called Brian and a Boris on the riding school. My first ever lesson was also on a Brian!

 

[HaffiesRock]

We have a Gemma on our yard. x

 

[Mince Pie]

Rupert....!

I knew a Rupert, he was absolutely stunning!

 

[Mince Pie]

Just remembered a horse at the first riding school I ever went to called (and in fairness it was abroad)....






Dumpedoo! (I really am being serious as well )

 

[BrandySnap46]

I've got a Dai

 

[CorvusCorax]

Saucepan.

 

[jaijai]

There used to be a Dave on our yard. We currently have an Albert, Oliver,Sebastian, Sylvester, Fifi, Fergus( I really like that name), Humphrey,Emily,Beckham, and Geoffrey.
I used to ride a horse called Henry and also a William.

 

[emma.is]

Kyle, but he looks like a Kyle...