Riding Alone, Should I risk it?

lula said:
a good friend said to me , 'oh you must meet xxx. he would be PERFECT for you.' as she manhandled me towards a guy at a party recently.
After talking to the man for 5 minutes Id worked out he was 5'5 (im 5'9) had god awful BO, a squint (which eye do you look at?) and a lecherous leer that never left my chest. He then was so drunk he fell flat on his face
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LMAO! I'm sorry, that's brilliant. I don't "do" short men. Amusingly the ukulele suggestion was aimed at me and two friends in the office - I'm 5'8, one's 5'10 the tallest is 6' - can you imagine how ridiculous we'd look with tiny, tiny guitary things? And surely only short men play them - to make themselves look bigger! The whole situation would be like Alice in Wonderland! :D
 
JFTD said:
I presumed this was a suggestion re- Jackie Chan!
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LOL!!!

Must have been, you naughty people have 'hijacked'this thread with man talk...so my (if I do say so myself) highly profound post has sunk like a stone into the abyss, no climbers arms would be strong enough to rescue it :eek::eek:
 
JFTD said:
LMAO! I'm sorry, that's brilliant. I don't "do" short men. Amusingly the ukulele suggestion was aimed at me and two friends in the office - I'm 5'8, one's 5'10 the tallest is 6' - can you imagine how ridiculous we'd look with tiny, tiny guitary things? And surely only short men play them - to make themselves look bigger! The whole situation would be like Alice in Wonderland! :D
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my ex husband was a 'short ' man. I think they think they have to shout louder and be generally more obnoxious to be heard 'down there' At least thats my theory for them all tending towards being *****!

FAOD, i am sure there's a lot of perfectly nice lovely men under 5'7 around and am in no way saying they are all awful .:D

i didnt even know you could FIND ukelele lessons but if i think id pass even if i could! ;)
 
AprilBlossom said:
LOL!!!

Must have been, you naughty people have 'hijacked'this thread with man talk...so my (if I do say so myself) highly profound post has sunk like a stone into the abyss, no climbers arms would be strong enough to rescue it :eek::eek:
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is 'highjacking' the thread ok if its a subject the OP approves of but not if it isnt? i haven't heard any outcry on the men talk only the question about insurance ? ;)

apologies to OP for going off topic anyway
 
JFTD said:
I presumed this was a suggestion re- Jackie Chan!
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HEHE! Meeting Jackie was the only time I've ever gone all girly and giggly XD
I went to a stables in London and apparently he had ridden there and was awful!! Pft, he looks pretty good to me! I think he's been trained with 'western' so perhaps a typical british riding school wasn't used to it :P
 
lula said:
is 'highjacking' the thread ok if its a subject the OP approves of but not if it isnt? i haven't heard any outcry on the men talk only the question about insurance ? ;)

apologies to OP for going off topic anyway
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Man-talk is fine by me :P Insurance confuses me! I don't know much about it at all!
But as far as BHS Gold is concerned, I shall be getting that as soon as the *coughjsacough* pays me! Or when I can find work, but the first is much more likely!
 
Try 'skiing' down the flats on a bloody snowboard!!! This route sits just beneath those big seracs, and a huge block peeled off just as we reached the top, filling the whole of the basin below our feet with tons of pulverised ice, scary stuff!!
 
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