Riding jumpsuits

[soloequestrian]

Riding jumpsuits
Thoughts? I'm saying nothing at this point....

 

[Clodagh]

Well I wouldn’t look exactly like her in one.

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Ewww RoboRiders, "more human than human".

 

[blitznbobs]

To wee or not to wee that is the question

 

[Rumtytum]

To wee or not to wee that is the question

That was my first thought!

 

[FieldOrnaments]

If you have a bladder of Kevlar, and enjoy being cooked like a lobster, maybe.

Otherwise, it doesn't seem very practical.

 

[FieldOrnaments]

And why on earth is it so, so expensive?

 

[Clodagh]

And why on earth is it so, so expensive?

Hopefully you are paying for technical fabric that won’t show sweaty armpits and crotch?

 

[Littlest Hobo]

They might slow down passing traffic!

 

[MuddyMonster]

I've ridden in a onesie in winter before (hadn't planned on riding) It was fine but I certainly wouldn't buy a onesie specifically for riding in!

 

[Clodagh]

And why on earth is it so, so expensive?

Hopefully you are paying for technical fabric that won’t show sweaty armpits and crotch

 

[FieldOrnaments]

Hopefully you are paying for technical fabric that won’t show sweaty armpits and crotch?

Yes good point I did think it could be rather unflattering on summer days but I expect you'd have blacked out from heat exhaustion and not care

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

Methinks it wouldn't be exactly "helpful" to have a garment like that if you needed to tie horsie up and pop behind a hedge would it...........

 

[Melody Grey]

To wee or not to wee that is the question

The accident potential is going to affect my colour choice significantly.

I honestly thought these were an April fool when I first saw them…..though no one appeared to be laughing!

 

[Melody Grey]

And why on earth is it so, so expensive?

Have you seen the price of cycling gear? Makes having a horse look cheap!

 

[HaplessHorse]

What the hell is anyone meant to do with the WHITE one?

That basically excludes all horse-related activities, if you want it to remain white and not a funny shade of greyish-brown

ETA: at that point, it doesn’t even become a question of peeing, but of how do I a) touch my horse and b) sit down

 

[New Forests Rock]

Think I will give this a miss - don't want to embarrass the pink pony

 

[Titchy Pony]

Perhaps they should do them in a spider man pattern?...

I'm struggling to see the advantage in a jump suit... perhaps they make you more aerodynamic whilst hurtling through the air towards the ground, before having to be cut off you by the emergency responders....

 

[Hackback]

It says you can wear it as a base layer under breeches. So get completely undressed for a wee.

Also the model is 175 cm tall and wearing XS for a skin tight effect. So why isn't she being cut in half at the CT region (possibly the required tena lady smoothing things out?) Or if you're 5'2 maybe the crotch is round your knees?

 

[smolmaus]

These were ripped to shreds (figuratively) when they first came out I am flabbergasted they made enough profit to keep putting out more colours!!!

 

[Muddywellies]

Riding jumpsuits
Thoughts? I'm saying nothing at this point....

Ugliest thing ever. Even for slim people.

 

[Identityincrisis]

It says you can wear it as a base layer under breeches. So get completely undressed for a wee.

Also the model is 175 cm tall and wearing XS for a skin tight effect. So why isn't she being cut in half at the CT region (possibly the required tena lady smoothing things out?) Or if you're 5'2 maybe the crotch is round your knees?

Tena lady to smooth things out….. i’m dying

But also, the white….. we’re ladies who have’issues’ every month….. I’m paranoid enough wearing light breeches for dressage even if it’s not due!

 

[PurBee]

You’d look like you just walked off-set of Star Trek.

Peeing takes priority….it’s a hard no from me!

 

[Traks]

Apart from the fact these are absolutely hideous and totally unpractical…the price!!!

What on earth was the designer/company thinking?!

 

[EventingMum]

Not quite the same but in the late 70s - early 80s there was a new brand of competition jodhpurs/breeches that became popular on the sj circuit. They were without any knee patches and had a seam down the front of the leg. Within the range was a style with a bib type top attached and I think it had a zip front. I always felt a quick dash to the loo between classes would be a major hassle as you would have to remove your jacket etc!

 

[Fransurrey]

Riding jumpsuits
Thoughts? I'm saying nothing at this point....

No. Just no. Nein. Non. Iie. Ei. Нет. Não. नहीं. いいえ. 아니요. 不. Nie. Όχι. Hapana. Tidak and a Hawaiian ʻAʻole.

 

[Nasicus]

Man I can't even stand being squished into a top-half base layer, being squeezed into an entire baselayer suit? Euurggh

 

[SpeedyPony]

Dosen't seem like the sort of thing for long hacks- holding a horse and pulling up your breeches is one thing, holding a horse while stuffing your clammy flesh back into a skintight Spandex bodysuit seems like a recipe for ending up in a benny hill-esque pursuit of the horse around the countryside with your boobs out

 

[myheartinahoofbeat]

Is this the sort of thing the people who do horse vaulting wear in competitions?
I can’t think of any other reason to wear it

 

[Burnerbee]

There’s a white one!?!

Stand by for influencers squeezing themselves into them…or circus riders of course