Chloe_GHE
Well-Known Member
can you guess who my mother got a call from today?...
Yes it was the 'Whip It Pervert Man' !!!!!
I know some of you in CR have also been on the receiving end of his affections so I thought I would share his latest antics, as he's got quite a good story going now! (he even said he had got his number from our local tack shop, and named them! not a hard thing to do as they are linked from my mum's site)
The phone rang and mum answered, and the man on the other end 'Paul Heart' inquired about livery for his wife's horse, she had a bad back so would need it ridden during the week, where they were atm the fields were too muddy and he also needed 24/7 turnout etc etc all sounded pretty convincing....
He then asked what my mum's views were on using a whip on a horse....(sound familiar yet?...) she said well if necessary she would use one, and he carried on saying stuff like what if it was really bad? how hard would you whip it?... etc etc
my lovely mother is so sweet and innocent she assumed he was concerned about the safety and treatment of his horse!!!!! so she said well I wouldn't actually be riding it myself the girl who does the yard work would be I can give you her number if you like?...OH YES PLEASE!
So he then phoned the girl who does all the livery work (I say girl, she is mid 30's and cottoned on to what he was up to pretty quick!) she answered and he started the same line of questions, and then the 'whip talk' began, he started asking her how big her whip was, where she kept it etc etc, and the breathing got heavier!!!!! She swiftly ended the call!
Now he said he would call my mum back the same day to confirm if he needed the livery, and he called back!
He asked how my mum's ride had gone, and she said the horse had been perfect, what perfect?... he said, YES said my mum PERFECT, NOT A FOOT WRONG! he said not any bad behaviour?.... and she said again quite emphatically NO HE WAS PERFECT and he hung up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
I know this isn't really a laughing issue, but he 1471-ed his number so we have nothing to tell the police (or do we, because I put tracking on my mum's business website so I do actually have a list of IP addresses, which will be sent to the police if needed mwhahahhahahha)
This guy must make a habit of this because he called me once (when I had my mob number on my blog) and a few other peeps on here I remember mentioning getting one of his calls....
So heads up peeps, if the convo starts to go down the whipping route you know what to do!
Yes it was the 'Whip It Pervert Man' !!!!!
I know some of you in CR have also been on the receiving end of his affections so I thought I would share his latest antics, as he's got quite a good story going now! (he even said he had got his number from our local tack shop, and named them! not a hard thing to do as they are linked from my mum's site)
The phone rang and mum answered, and the man on the other end 'Paul Heart' inquired about livery for his wife's horse, she had a bad back so would need it ridden during the week, where they were atm the fields were too muddy and he also needed 24/7 turnout etc etc all sounded pretty convincing....
He then asked what my mum's views were on using a whip on a horse....(sound familiar yet?...) she said well if necessary she would use one, and he carried on saying stuff like what if it was really bad? how hard would you whip it?... etc etc
my lovely mother is so sweet and innocent she assumed he was concerned about the safety and treatment of his horse!!!!! so she said well I wouldn't actually be riding it myself the girl who does the yard work would be I can give you her number if you like?...OH YES PLEASE!
So he then phoned the girl who does all the livery work (I say girl, she is mid 30's and cottoned on to what he was up to pretty quick!) she answered and he started the same line of questions, and then the 'whip talk' began, he started asking her how big her whip was, where she kept it etc etc, and the breathing got heavier!!!!! She swiftly ended the call!
Now he said he would call my mum back the same day to confirm if he needed the livery, and he called back!
He asked how my mum's ride had gone, and she said the horse had been perfect, what perfect?... he said, YES said my mum PERFECT, NOT A FOOT WRONG! he said not any bad behaviour?.... and she said again quite emphatically NO HE WAS PERFECT and he hung up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
I know this isn't really a laughing issue, but he 1471-ed his number so we have nothing to tell the police (or do we, because I put tracking on my mum's business website so I do actually have a list of IP addresses, which will be sent to the police if needed mwhahahhahahha)
This guy must make a habit of this because he called me once (when I had my mob number on my blog) and a few other peeps on here I remember mentioning getting one of his calls....
So heads up peeps, if the convo starts to go down the whipping route you know what to do!