Rofl sorry what now?!?

(animals obviously have no input as to whether they are neutered or not, which makes the whole procedure even more of a betrayal as it is presumably done against the animal's will).

Input. INPUT?!

"Yes, Mumsie, I'd really like some fox poo for tea, oh and I think I *really* should be allowed to run off and roll in that pile of dead...something....and then I am going to run up to that other dog, push it over and shout at it, because that is FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA! - All OK with you? Excellent, glad I was able to give my input."

Nice that they think neutering is cruel and traumatic but don't mind freedom fences which give a cat or a dog a belt around the neck when they cross a boundary (I've nothing against electrics, just hypocrisy)
 
Chastity belts could be developed to stop animals from reproducing or passing on S.T.D.s. Assuming that the belt's design was perfect, comfort and hygiene wouldn't be issues (unfortunately, no animal chastity belts exist at the moment, but a lot of companies make them for humans, so there is no reason why they couldn't be developed for animals as well).

People are hilarious. :D
 
I like the bit about spay meaning "to cut out with a sword", I have this vision of samurai vets! Love the idea of dogs having more input, cannot just imagine what my two would suggest to enrich their lives.:D
 
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