Roll up!! Who'll give me a quid for the pair?

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Hovis_and_SidsMum

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For sale - £1 each or BOG OF

16HH very hairy romeo with "I'm the man" attitude.
Would be amazing cross country or hunting if a) you could stop him or b) he didn't see any females on route. Brave, bold and always thinks he knows best.
Brilliant to load - including on lorries he's not invited on, ace to shoe and loves the vet. And i mean lurves the vet. Great to walk to field unless you are a) in a hurry, b) there are any females about or c) there is a single blade of grass on route.

17.2HH stunningly attractive poof. Head turner in the looks department and nothing between the ears in the brain department. Scared of his own shadow, other peoples shadow and shadows no one else can see. Would make a great mans hunter if a) you could get him on the lorry and b) you didn't have to leave the car park.
Great to walk to field unless a) you're in a hurry, b) his brother is chatting up females or c) any blade of grass has moved from yesterdays position.
Might be gay.

Ideal owners must have 3ft arms, room in their coats for the 17.2HH to get inside with them and an ability to drag 600KG of horse away from anything resembling a female.

Any takers?
 
Would you do a swap for the chestnut in my siggi, not quite right in the head! But does a lovely job at keeping you fit, she exercise your top half when you've to drag her to her field, then bottom half when you've to run round after her when she spooks to her field??????
 
Ooh how could you sell those 2!! Whats not to love there? unless you're not being totally upfront in the advert.
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I know some franch rescuers who might be able to fundraise 50p for them both?
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Franch rescuers offering 50p then I will add my very pretty Arab colt who is feeling full of spring but much like Hovis's brother scared of any blade of grass (or anything) that wasnt there before!!!! any takers?
 
Oh my god! Mix the two together and you have just described my horse! I think I will get you under the trades description act!!
When oh when will I see Hovis, couldn't get Horse mag anywhere can someone, anyone, sneak a pic on here, unless I have missed something?
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I'll offer this 8 chunk bar of Dairy Milk that's sat on my desk, for the pair of them. However, I do need you to accept my offer within the next 5 minutes, otherwise the chocolate may just have mysteriously disappeared.
 
I'll swap you for a small shitland- loves escaping, screaming like a stuck pig, chatting up ANYTHING with 4 legs (including my mum's JRT x) especially if male and grey, rolling and will drag you accross a field to say hello to other horses!

I'll throw in a packet of biscuits of your choice too!
 
I have a fireplace full of used tissues and half a tub of Vaseline if you're willing to do a deal.

Not sure how would cope with our hacking route though - there are some white and yellow daffodils! I believe, according to my numpty mare, that the white means they're related to the Killer Crocuses (or should that be Crocusi?). To get past them requires a high degree of flexibility and the ability to dance on tippy toes at the same time.
 
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I'll lower the price to 75p for the pair as long as buyer collects?

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Can't you post? Wrapping is no problem, brown tape round the legs, bit of brown paper, string and bobs your uncle
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