Ron's Diary.

[JenHunt]

I think mum must be ill, and maybe Peter too because they haven't taken me hunting for nearly 2 weeks. Tom said it was because I lost a shoe, but mum knows that it doesn't bother me if I'm going clip clop clip thunk as we walk down the road.

Anyway, on Saturday mum came up and she made us both stand in the sunshine on the yard naked while she brushed us. I thought I was in for some hunting, but no. She didn't even Ride me. Not even for 5 minutes. So I tried to make my feelings known and stood staring into space and ignoring her and being really as unhelpful as I could. But she still brushed my ears.

Today, grandad didn't turn us out, just gave us some more haylage (remind me to tell you about the haylage) and left us in. Then mum turned up about midday with a man in a van who turned out to be one of those metal banging foot tappy men, and who put my missing shoe back on.

So, I hope i'm going hunting on saturday! yipppeeeeee!!! can't wait. so excited.

oh, yes, the haylage. for some reason I don't understand Mum got 150 bales of haylage delivered on a big scary wagon thing driven by a man with a glow in the dark coat on. But it's the tastiest stuff I've ever eaten. I managed to eat a whole bale of it on sunday night.... mmmmmmmmm......

 

[Rudey]

I sympathsise with you Ron.... my Mum is mental and selfish too! Since July she has sat on her fat a$$ (getting fatter everyday) in a chair with wheels on (what will these stupid humans come up with next) with her leg in the air like Lady Muck

Me and my brother Rox are far from impressed.

She can't even be bothered with us anymore. She just sits there and lets this big bloke feed us - apparently he's my dad

but he doesn't give us hugs or kisses... my parents are jokes!

so we make sure we make dad look a proper plank in front of the whole yard!

My mum got that metal banging guy to take my shoes off me - I was crippled for nearly two weeks - not that she cared or noticed!

Anyway, my brother Rox made me smile, he nibbles the metal guys bum and then tried to jump out of the stable te he heeeee! So now our mean Mum has put a prison over his door so he can't even put his head over the door!!! The woman has gone mad!

Much love, Sammi xx

 

[Echo Bravo]

Never mind Ron, cold weather on the way good scenting weather. Tell your Mrs to get her hip flask ready and try and keep the metal thingys on.