sale ads...what they REALLY mean

[abracadabra]

am just looking at saddles on ebay...

vintage...
doesnt mean fabulously chic, like an old Chanel LBD...
seems to mean 'its so old, last time it was on an animal was Mary and Josephs donkey on their trip to bethlehem'...

used once...
its sh!t so im offloading it here

similar to...
its not similar to at all, but i know thats what youre looking for, not this cr@p

WOW...
made you look. its not though...but i made you look

beautifully original...
knackered old duffer...

anybody have any more

 

[A1fie]

Occasionally cribs - never stops unless eating or sleeping

Not suitable for novice - mental

Bombproof - doesn't move

Kind eye - ignore the rest of the conformation

 

[Hippona]

In good general condition...

means.....needs re- flocking and the girth straps are hanging by a thread.


Sad to be parting with this saddle......
means....can't wait to get this heap of shite out of the tackroom

 

[Ani]

untouched = can't get near it, been herded everywhere, scared stiff of humans.

 

[Fazzie]

"full up 14.2 hands"
not even 13.2!!!

 

[Lucy_Nottingham]

CAN do X:

i think it would do it, but im not stupid enough to ask it to try!

 

[SirenaXVI]

Forward going - bolts for England!

 

[McNally]

hehe dont have another but love this sort of thread!

 

[Lucy_Nottingham]

Ooooo

"not quite sound" or "unlevel on hard ground" = Hopping lame or missing a leg!!!

 

[A1fie]

Good to handle on ground = Had the life parelli'd out of it!

 

[Wimbles]

"one careful owner" who has had the saddle since it was new, 45 years ago

 

[Lanky Loll]

Or alternatively... 15hh but can be made 14.2 if you butcher and angle it's feet but you won't be able to ride it for 6 weeks afterwards while the foot grows back

 

[abracadabra]

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untouched = can't get near it, been herded everywhere, scared stiff of humans.

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similar to the best horse ad ive EVER SEEN!

picture = small, possibly horse shaped brown dot on a distant hillside

Text= 'totally unspoilt as we are unable to catch it'....

(hehe)