Saving the world from fat middle aged women in see through white breeches (me).

[rabatsa]

The world will just have to be treated to a view of my undies if it comes to it ???Hopefully it won't ruin any photos ???

You are meant to sit on your arse - not flash it.

 

[Muddywellies]

Have you considered stamping your feet, pouting and sulking very obviously? That's what I'd do if I was being forced to wear white breeches!

This would be me. White breeches easily add a stone onto my already ample posterior ??

 

[ycbm]

Do you think these would show through?

https://www.cafepress.co.uk/+fart_soon_boy_brief,495698205

?

 

[luckyoldme]

A flesh-coloured thong? Or knee-length bicycle-short undies?

A thong.? They are the work of the devil!?

 

[JulesRules]

You are meant to sit on your arse - not flash it.

Rising trot though ?

 

[rabatsa]

Low rises

 

[JulesRules]

Because depending on the size of your bum, I have a pair of Derby House, unworn, white jods that I bought and never wore, you could have had a long loan

Massive!

But seriously, thank you. It's a really tempting offer. I'm a 14 to 16 in normal sizing. It's my hips that are actually the greater issue (though my bottom is also big.)

 

[Gloi]

Carelessly spill something on them (red wine?) or feed your horse a molassed lick and get him to drool on on them just before your class so you have to change into the beige ones.

 

[BeckyFlowers]

Ok if this were me I would start self-isolating the night before. It's the only way. Plus at the moment it's probably the only excuse you can use that won't be questioned

 

[Pedantic]

Well on some of the internet sites I have accidentaly ? visited numerous times, there are obviously some that do want to see larger middle aged women in white see through jods ??

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

Bloody hell! Green gilets AND white breeches!
I'd be booking a holiday that weekend! ?
I dont care what I'd qualified for, I'd not be wearing green, ever..... ?

Can post you a thicker pair of white breeches which dont knicker display at all.

 

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Sainsbury’s sell flesh coloured pants, style ‘shorts’ they are quite good for covering a lot of bottom ?. Years back when I competed in showjumping I wore white jods and had a tiny bum. I wore massive flesh coloured knickers, they were like wearing a pair of shorts.

 

[MyBoyChe]

Well the jods are a 32", if you are close to Mk you are welcome to try them on

 

[Smitty]

I think you are panicking unnecessarily. There are people who would pay good money to see you.. ??

 

[JulesRules]

Well on some of the internet sites I have accidentaly ? visited numerous times, there are obviously some that do want to see larger middle aged women in white see through jods ??

That is so so wrong ??

 

[Cloball]

I suggest putting an add on gumtree, I bet you could make your entry fee back.

I think you are panicking unnecessarily. There are people who would pay good money to see you.. ??

It's how I get my boots cleaned... I don't ask questions ?

 

[thefarsideofthefield]

Go commando .

 

[HollyWoozle]

I got some sort of white short leggings from a saddlery at some point and they made me feel a lot more comfy in white breeches! They are quite long, knee-length essentially.

 

[cobgoblin]

I suggest putting an add on gumtree, I bet you could make your entry fee back.



It's how I get my boots cleaned... I don't ask questions ?

I hope your boots are licked clean.

.

 

[OldNag]

Another vote for flesh coloured tights?

I have never worn white breeches and the thought fills me with horror. I completely understand your sense of fear and foreboding

 

[HazuraJane]

Go commando .

I have a trainer who swears by this advice.

 

[DressageCob]

Normally I would, but one of my team mates has been pretending to have lost her green team gilet (aka the Asda uniform) for the past couple of outings because she hates it. I made the point that she needed to wear it for Regionals to look like a team. Essentially I've made a rod for my own back

Just go commando. With a team name like that, it's the only appropriate thing to do.

 

[Apercrumbie]

M&S do high leg nude non vpl knickers - they cover your bum really well and shouldn't show!

 

[cauda equina]

Or you could go the full Superman, and wear your pants on the outside

 

[Annagain]

Flesh coloured cycling shorts. You can get expensive shapewear type ones which work well as they...... well..... shape you a bit too but you can also get quite cheap anti-chub-rub ones that are literally just cycling short pants. Might be the wrong time of year for those though.

 

[Translationsneeded]

Someone told me wearing red underneath works ... they might have been taking the pee, can’t say I’ve tried it but something you can experiment with?!!
(I used black tights which work)

 

[tatty_v]

Equetech make some thermal underbreeches which might work (and could also be useful for general winter riding!) unless it’s a warm day in which case you might be melting... You have my sympathies, I’m a beige breeches person too!

 

[JulesRules]

Just thought you might all like an update. White breeches day was yesterday!!
Nude coloured pants plus skin coloured tights under did the job and I survived!

Proof below

 

[Tarragon]

Fabulous to see the update! You look fine, i think the green suits you both
How did the day go for your team?

 

[poiuytrewq]

I don’t really have this problem, I never compete (I don’t mean I look great in white breeches ?)
I do own a pair however, incase I do ever keep a horse sound long enough to do something and they are really quite nice.
I bought them 2nd hand so not sure on the exact model but they are Equitheme and made of a fabric that’s not at all see through and are comfortable (also have the same in navy) to wear.