Spring Feather
Well-Known Member
Hog the horses and clip the legs out etc. Their horses are nothing without all their long manes and feathers
I had one climb over my gate and walk on my yard bold as brass! when I asked him what he wanted he said mind your own biz so I told him he had ten seconds to get the feck off my yard. I picked up my large mallett and started walking towards his car outside, opened the gate and managed to hit his car with it twice before he came running out. Got called a few names and said he would be back, ha.
Ten minutes later another car pulled up and asked me what I thought I was doing? Told the man (turned out to be the top gypsy) that no-one should be coming on to my yard and if they did I'd chop their legs off with my machette as I looked at him I relised how short he was so said' I see someone has already had a swipe at you' he started laughing and said he'd never come across a women like me and that as long as he was around there would be no trouble and there wasn't.
Moral of my story is make it known you wont be taken the pi$$ out of.
OMG!! That HAS to be THE funniest thing I have ever read on this forum! I am having an uncontrollable fit of giggles now.
