She's been a BUSY girl.

[Fairynuff]

A barmaid in a village near Bolzano (Italian/Austrian border) has given birth to a baby. So far, so good. Problem is that she doesnt know who the father is so, has had paternity tests served on THIRTEEN MEN!!! Amongst the unlucky 13 are 6 members of a football team , 2 local dignitaries and the rest are a mixed bunch of married men!! Reckon that there will be lots of sleepless nights and suspicious wives in the village

. I cant make up my mind if the "lady" in question is stupid or has the hide of a rhinoceros. What a start in life for the poor child! Mairi.

 

[Fairynuff]

A thousand apologies to all. This was destined for the "news" bit, not for here. I will now add the words, horse, saddle and pitchfork in an attempt to make my posting "correct" for here. Sorry if Ive offended anyone. OOPs! Mairi.

 

[Chex]

How awful is that!

 

[vivhewe]

OMG! You couldn't make it up could you!

How many divorces are there going to be now?

 

[WelshRareBit]

lmao...

 

[suebingham]

LMAO at the hoses, saddles, pitchforks part.

 

[Fairynuff]

you got to be careful these days, never know when the forum police are going to strike! Mairi.

 

[WishfulThinker]

HAHA, my OH was telling me about a barmaid like that in Canada where the company he was working with at the time had an office. She had been sleeping with mos of the crew of the boats, and she got pregnant.

She tried to pin it on one diver who demanded a paternity test, and it showed it wasnt him, so she moved to teh next diver. Seems she started with the highest paid and worked her way down the line! outrageous!