Should I sue?

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So yesterday I arrive at the yard and head to the feed room. I grab a handful of fibre nuts, put them in my pocket and head up to get my pony. He comes over and I happily feed him some nuts. I then proceed to give him a right good wither scratch followed by a couple more pony nuts. He then put his head on my shoulder, the YO walked past the field with feed for the others and pony headbutt me when he span round to look at her! How rude and ungrateful is that?:eek: Today, I have the making of a terrific bruise on my face.

So should I sue him? I reckon I could get a couple of bales of hay and a bag of fibre nuts out of him?
Or should I sue the YO for causing my pony to headbutt me? I reckon I could get a family sized pack of chocolate biccies and a coffee.

Only kidding all :D

There have been so many, should I sue posts recently I thought i'd add my own :D

Have a good day! x
 
Think very carefully before suing your pony. If he gets his pocket money from you it will be counterproductive.
 
I'm thinking the same, fell off daughters pony in front of whole yard, have now got one swollen and bruised ankle, thinking of suing both pony and daughter for the humiliation :D
 
Well if you need the number of a horse suing solicitors, let me know! I got an email the other day asking me if I'd ever been bitten, stood on or hurt!
I'd also look into suing the makers of the horse feed, just for a laugh.
 
Elsiecat said:
Well if you need the number of a horse suing solicitors, let me know! I got an email the other day asking me if I'd ever been bitten, stood on or hurt!
I'd also look into suing the makers of the horse feed, just for a laugh.
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Yes please I will take the number.

A new livery was admiring my pony yesterday saying how gorgeous he was and how much she loved him. I gushed about him and said he was a brilliant all rounder that loved to jump. So I then put him on the lunge and put up a couple of small jumps and he proceeded to trash them all, trip over poles, kick the plastic cans the jumps were on, completely showed me up to be a liar!

Ha ha, love my boy really :D
 
tbh, you brouhgt it on yourself, you should sue yourself for obstructing his view and the feed company for making the feed so delicious :mad:
 
I'm wondering if I can sue the National Grid? There should be a warning that not only does electricity throb when you get electrocuted trying to untangle a gate handle from a mains fence wire, but also the sound of said handle shorting is a principle cause of exmoors behaving like deer, jumping accordingly and cantering off around the yard vicinity.

I am still hanging my head in shame days later at the humiliation and I need the compensation for counselling and to replace the yard digestives I had to eat.
 
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