Show Jumping is better than Eventing.

[deskbound]

...and some sort of funny coloured jacket. With insignia/names/bling nestled in.

I cringe a little when my chap comes to BS - he cannot be trusted with inappropriate comments. Last outing:

Chap: "Is Toni Terri here?"
Me: "Er, no. She does stressage."
Chap: "Right. So, is Katie Price here?"
Me (confused): "Babe, she does stressage too - we've never seen her before! Why are you asking me about Katie Price?"

Thoughtful Pause

Chap: "Well, it's just that there is enough bling round here for both of them...."

Brilliant. HTT, I think it's time you took up stressage

 

[punk]

OMG!!

This whole thread has made me laugh so much!! Completely made my (very dull Friday)evening!!!

By the sounds of things, it was was started (rather personally) by people who knew something about piccy's(?) and coats that no-one else knows - and has somehow moved on...................?

However, .....If you want to see what a chav in a coat looks like, see Mik's avatar (5th post on this thread!!!)

Sorry Mik - couldn't resist!! He/she looks luverly!!!!

OY!!!!!! Who's nicked my name !!!! I am the one and only 'punk' on here!!! At least I thought I was - will have to contact 'management' as I certainly didn't write this post! Does anyone know who did?

 

[TableDancer]

Woah! This thread has been pulled up from years ago!

Yes but it's brilliant - a good illustration of what this forum used to be like Perhaps now starman has re-emerged we might see some semblance of humour return although I'm not sure he's man enough to take on some, coat or no coat

I have no idea what thread of mine they were referring to, btw, can't remember anything porny except one concerning William F-P and a wet T shirt

 

[Starman]

Why haven't I got an awaiting PM from you TD? Playing hard to get?

 

[Ignition]

God, I came on and saw this thread and thought you'd already started an argument within a day of your return, Starman! Almost disappointed that it's an old one...

 

[TableDancer]

Presumably you tempted/goaded him back, Ignition, with that spooky hold you have over him Well, it was certainly a public service you have performed, just as some of us were sliding gently towards HHO oblivion having lost the will to live

 

[Ignition]

Indeed I did. Oh the stories I could tell (and happily will, anytime )

 

[TableDancer]

Indeed I did. Oh the stories I could tell (and happily will, anytime )

I knew I could rely on your indiscretion You at Badders tomorrow by any chance?

 

[Ignition]

Not tomorrow but hopefully cross country day? Depends on children since it's the bloody holidays

 

[TableDancer]

Nah did XC day (with the Yogi 8am course walk for hair-flicking teenagers, I mean Pony Squad members) last year, gonna leave it this time round as have FiL staying and Easterly-Mummy duties T was doing the GR last year, too, so we had free tickets/a good excuse...

You at Withington? We are there Friday and Saturday...

 

[Ignition]

Indeed, it's a shame it falls on Easter Sunday as I'm not sure whether my guilt will enable me to abandon my non-eventing interested kids for half the day! Nope afraid we're on holiday next week. I think our next event is Stockland Lovell.