HappyHorses:)
Well-Known Member
So I had a slightly bizarre evening with the horses tonight . . .
I was busy grooming when a man, with hair like sideshow bob from the simpsons, lets himself in the gate.
He propped his bike up, brought over two golf clubs (?!) and came and sat down next to me on the grass!
Well I'm not one to be rude so said hello and asked what he wanted. He started telling me how lovely the place was generally being polite, ermm ok thanks but what are you doing here??! lol
He then looked at my trailer and asked if anyone lived in it. Two horse trailer I'm talking about here not a nice horsebox with living. Ermm no mate it's a trailer for horses!
He then went on ask if he could sleep in it
wtf!
No mate you cant. He then started telling me how he didn't want to live with his parents anymore, id say he was 35-40
Well sorry I said but I couldn't help him, still can't belive I had a straight face at this point, O well he said, got up taking his golf clubs with him and started walking back to his bike VERY slowly.
I decided to put him off so let Merlyn, who seems to like men in that kinda way
, loose. He legged it up to 'bob' who looked round to see a welsh d colt thundering towards him with his tagger hanging out. Never seen someone vault a five bar gate so quick. lol.
Fingers crossed thats the last I'll see of 'bob'.
Great hair tho!
I was busy grooming when a man, with hair like sideshow bob from the simpsons, lets himself in the gate.
He propped his bike up, brought over two golf clubs (?!) and came and sat down next to me on the grass!
Well I'm not one to be rude so said hello and asked what he wanted. He started telling me how lovely the place was generally being polite, ermm ok thanks but what are you doing here??! lol
He then looked at my trailer and asked if anyone lived in it. Two horse trailer I'm talking about here not a nice horsebox with living. Ermm no mate it's a trailer for horses!
He then went on ask if he could sleep in it
wtf! No mate you cant. He then started telling me how he didn't want to live with his parents anymore, id say he was 35-40
Well sorry I said but I couldn't help him, still can't belive I had a straight face at this point, O well he said, got up taking his golf clubs with him and started walking back to his bike VERY slowly.
I decided to put him off so let Merlyn, who seems to like men in that kinda way
, loose. He legged it up to 'bob' who looked round to see a welsh d colt thundering towards him with his tagger hanging out. Never seen someone vault a five bar gate so quick. lol.Fingers crossed thats the last I'll see of 'bob'.
Great hair tho!
