Monty is Monts, Montyface, Horseface, geldie, sadclown and/or grumps when he's in a mood or bug/bugeen, which is one of my general terms of endearment for any animal!
My boy lucky gets beastie, my babs, or fattie or when he's putting on a show sir lucks a lot (in reverse lot a luck sir, cause I haven't found anyone else silly enough to work with him!)and my partener calls him big face!
I used to ride a horse called Flash Harry and we used to call him Harry the Purple People Eater lol! also had Stinker, Smelly melly, sausage, and Shnorbitz!
Azamour....commonly referred to as Spazzamour by OH and kids (charming).....or just Azzy. Or alternatively &*!%**^ when he jumps on your toe because someone came around the muckheap without previously informing him in writing
Toby....Little Boy (he's 13.3)
Storm...Fatty Mare or Pretty Girl depending on her mood.
Pacha - Pash, bimbo, B*tch face!
Precious - Presh or Fat back (she has a very wide back!)
Shane - Wee Man or Little ***** when he is naughty!
Touch - Touchy Kins
'Goldie poldie pudding and pie' instead of his much simpler real name- Gold, but that's nothing compared to the names I have for my dog- Pookie, Shnupps, Shnuffles, Squishy, Jeffrey Wrinkles to name but a few, and all for a staffordshire bull terrier called Moss
My boy is called Freckles and I call him Freckle-pop who'd have thought he would be a strapping great 16.2 warmblood (totally offended by being dressed in pink and called a 'not so masculine' name His real name is Voltan but I love him as Freckles
Millie - Millie Moo Moo, Milber, Mills, Mil, Millicent, My Little Angel
Flint - Fliddy Pop (?!), Fatty, although the farrier calls him Freddie (along the Freddie Flintoff lines!), Captian Big, Fatty Boom Boom....
Rags was Raggers, Piglet, or Tigger (from his bouncy moments)
Chelsey was Chels, Diva, or chestnut gobsh***
Hannah gets Han Bam, Hannah Bannana, or Gorgeous!
yes my last man was called Soilder boy because he had thought though cancer and many times of cholic, my girlie now is called Princess beacuse she is precious and pretty.
My chestnut gets called "Moo" because she is a cow-bag!!!! And Billy (the dun one!) gets called most things..Bill, Bog, Bobs, Boo, Billy-Bog-Brush, Bilbo Baggins....
Kelly; Kel, little ****, princess, little sod/swine/devil etc, gobby mare, diva, Little Miss Bolshy! I also tend to shout 'Kellleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" when I get on the yard an ex used to call her Kellybum.
Her mum's other horse, Pebbles gets called Pebs, big girl (at 16.2hh, she is!), sweetie pie, giddy knickers!
K x