Slogans for Hi Vis Waistcoats please!

[royal]

Hi all,

Would love some suggestions for slogans to go on the back of a hi vis waistcoat if anyone can help?.....just a bit of a fun for a christmas present!

The only one I've got is "I'm blonde and so's my horse" but the lady in question isn't blonde!!!

 

[piebaldsparkle]

Caution Hormonal Mare (that's just the rider)!

 

[Battyoldbint]

caution blind horse and learner rider LMAO

 

[twisteddiamond]

'does my bum look big on this'

 

[Charmaine18]

It's a bit long to fit on a waistcoat, but "You may not care if your speeding hurts us, but imagine what half a ton of horse will do to your car!" seems to be something that needs pointing out sometimes. My RI has one that says "CAUTION: Rider with PMT" on the back.

 

[miss_bird]

"we go slow = please do also"

 

[Fii]

What about... Arse wide , please pass slow.

 

[Munchkin]

My *slightly* overweight friend simply added a comma to hers:

"Please pass, wide and slow"

Amused.

 

[kerilli]

a big "L" works well, not sure if you can get much comedic value out of it though!

 

[jhoward]

kill your speed not me and my horse.

 

[TheEngineer]

We were actually selling some with "Stroppy Mare On Board" on them, which proved quite popular! lol

 

[Cedars]

If you think I'm moody you should meet my mare xxx

 

[ester]

Thank you

 

[3BayGeldings]

Me and my friend always planned on getting ones that said "Slow The F*ck Down!" Never did happen for some reason

 

[mrgoop]

I have "BITCH ON BOARD" my mate had it made for me, makes people smile

Also got one with Does my bum look big on this, which is great till you ride past a load of workmen

 

[Vickijay]

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Me and my friend always planned on getting ones that said "Slow The F*ck Down!" Never did happen for some reason

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LOL I want!!

 

[royal]

I'm lovin some of those!! my other thought was "caution - deranged b**ch riding!!!

Thanks everyone!

 

[Tiffany]

Kin slow down

Drunk rider

My horse kicks cars

I'm hungover