So all the mares at my yard are in season..

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And my thinks-he-still-has-testicles, gelded-at-ten gelding spends his day blowing himself up into a balloon, running round with his dangly bits out and trying to mount the mare on the other side of the fence :rolleyes:

My normally ploddy, lazy lad has turned into a snorting pracing monster, complete with arabian style high head and tail carriage.
Oh the joys! :D
 
A riding school horse I knew was spotted serving all the mares in the field by a neighbour who phoned the owner thinking a stallion had got in to the field. He was in his mid-20s by that time and had been gelded at 2. Wicked old devil!
 
When I was a child we had a phone call from the Rector of the village church complaining about my 13 hand pony gelding. The Rector said it was a stallion & an embarrassment after Sunday school.
Pony had been trying to mount a 16.2 thoroughbred mare!. He also used to grab elderly lady parishioners by their coats if they rustled sweets near him, leaving them screaming for help & pony thinking it was a game. I always got strange looks from the Rector!
 
It has been a very funny year here on my breeding farm. One of my personal riding horses who is 12 years old and I've owned him since he was 3 years old, decided that for the first time in his life he would mount one of the broodmares a month or so ago. I was using him as a teaser which he's good at as he's very cuddly with the mares and they all know him well and like him, however he's never mounted anyone before. He did get the timing absolutely right though; I ordered the semen then and there and the mare was bred successfully the following morning :)
 
Must be a year for it. 2 pony geldings (the only 2 non 'ball'd-boys'! we have!) have been have a great time, cough cough ''showing off ones man hood'' to the polo pony mares, who in turn are flirting so badly they are practically mounting each other!
Meanwhile, my neighbours horse (assuming it is a gelding? - behind large hedge!) is clearly 'the one' for my mare who moon walks the entire field into said hedge, doing the splits and wetting her knickers!

Came to the conclusion, the whole lot of them are total tarts!
 
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