So, Badminton: To sum up

Well how about I give you 6 of them and then you can take one for the first stage of the XC then swop onto a "fresh" one for the next bit it, then another, then another, then another and the last one you hop on after the last fence to cross the line on so you have a happy, non-tired horse to finish on - who can tell one black shetland from another anyway? No one will know!
 
Jess tickle i have the same problem, i have just bust a button on my shirt, boobs must have grown through uni, I have just graduated ! Can we re do the country side table with some plastic chairs and a pole (made of foam) my shettie used to manage that. We can put some loafs of bread on the chairs or something, not in plastic bags though incase horse spooks.
 
Ooh I like the Shetland relay idea- no one will ever know!!

*cunning plan methinks :D:D:D*

Disclaimer: if my future shetlands perform colonic irrigation on anybody I refuse to be held responsible- therefore u should run away RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

Naughty shetlands :D
 
I was holding up well until the muesli fences. Pass the screenwipes!

Tables of aromatherapy oils, pot pourri and whale music CDs between every fence.
Whips allowed...but made out of celery.
 
Rather amusing thread.....makes me feel far better about all the bunny hugging tosh I read over the weekend.

That nasty Mark Todd, wasn't he banned back in 2000? How did he worm his way back in again and didn't he used to ride a shetland called Charisma (deffo looked very small, but that could have been his super-long legs dwarfing the dobbin)? You see, he was a trailblazer even back then......!
 
Of course they will be all suited and booted and greased up! I wouldn't dream of letting any of mine set foot outside of their safely padded cell with the full kit and kaboodle on!
 
I was not the only one then who noticed how the commentators felt they had to justify every time a whip was used.... and in the TV coverage I saw I saw three people use their whips and I would have done in their position too.....
 
Well,

You are all positively EVIL

How could you even insinuate that there should be walking/farriers/vets between jumps? There should be NO jumps!!!!!

Cruel, the lot of you :mad:

I have a guitar, would you all like to sit in a circle and sing Kumbayah with me?????
 
Ha ha, no offence to big boobs (am only jealous) but surely if KP rode around, would she need a Point 2 Air Jacket? I don't think so, there is so much silicone on her top half she wouldn't have to worry about drowning in The Lake if her horse was to dump her there - she would float.
 
Eeyore.1 said:
Ha ha, no offence to big boobs (am only jealous) but surely if KP rode around, would she need a Point 2 Air Jacket? I don't think so, there is so much silicone on her top half she wouldn't have to worry about drowning in The Lake if her horse was to dump her there - she would float.
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To get as far as the lake she would require an ounce of talent.... (retracts claws)
 
TheEquineOak said:
You are kidding? Jaysus!

I know, why don't we just ban ALL equines? Problem solved :cool:
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No, lets just stick with banning, fences, sticks, shoes, bridles, galloping, cantering, jumping things, dogs, children, lettuce abuse*, pole vaulting shetlands*, e numbers, jelly and icecream drop fences*, colonic irrigation with carrot sticks* and all the other nasty mean stuff.

What we COULD do is play some pony games with them?

*Don't look at me, you'd have to read the entire thread :)
 
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