So embarrassed, I can't believe my mare did this ........

[_Jazz_]

....... amid all the cut up parts of the paddock the ' other owner' has spotted that Jazz has been 'mucking around' today and cut it up even more, she can tell it's her, as opposed to her horse and the one she brown noses horse, as she recognises the distinctive hoofprints..........

I've had a very strict word with Jazz and requested she stays rooted to spot all day , What else can I do ?

Help

 

[PinkFairy]

ground her for a week with no TV and no mobile! Certainly no nights out clubbing either

 

[harvgj19]

Has she actually seen your horse do this or is this her Psychic power's shining through?

Perhaps you could tether her to the spot so she doesn't display any hors-ish behaviour!

 

[_Jazz_]

Defo, such a naughty girl

 

[harrihjc]

OMG how dare your horse play in the field!! (ours is an absolute state because Flash likes to gallop then skid to a halt within the space of about a metre haha!)

 

[_Jazz_]

She spends as little time as possible with her horses so I believe she must be telepathetic (NOT ?sp !!)

 

[Fantasy_World]

Well both mine like to roll and make giant mud pats pmpl

tee hee

 

[pagancluf]

Your YO sounds just like mine!! We have a brown noser and it makes you feel very "unwanted" lol.
Attach a half opened bottle of talcum powder to her rug so she leaves tracks as to where she has been lol. (if it were bread crumbs my horse would eat them!)

 

[_Jazz_]

I KNOW

For goodness sake I've told Jazz about this ' horse behaviour' thing but she keep insisting on playing with the others, NO NO I mean with her imaginary friend !!!!!! LOL

 

[Stinkbomb]

Dont people say the most stupidest things!!!!! My horse once got blamed for teaching someones horse how to get stuck in the fence!!! I told them if he was that clever i would charge for his lessons!!!!

 

[_Jazz_]

I can't believe you think this is funny...Rolling in deed !!!!!!

 

[_Jazz_]

Thats a very good idea, do you think my ' other owner' will see the funny side

* chortles away!* She'll think Jazz is 'snorting' something then and teaching the others even more bad habits

 

[PinkFairy]

horsey at home has a habit of charging people in the field then when the scuttle over the gate rather than risk opening it, she follows suit and jumps the gate!

 

[Forget_Me_Not]

If my father saw her... Hate to think! He litarly goes "OH NO QUICK DERMOTS RUNNNIG!" And bless him puts all skid marks back in place...

 

[_Jazz_]

I'll say this...... If at bringing in time we are a little too slow at getting them in Jazz will NEIGH and kick the gate......
YM says 'What's wrong with her then?' I say the obvious 'We are too slow and she wants her dinner' YM says 'Huh'.
I can just imagine her expression if Jazz jumped the gate

The bloody (sorry) annoying thing is her pony has lived there for 13 years yet if you put him in the field over the road he goes ballistic and very nearly will jump the gate even when Jazz and the other horse are grazing quietly

'Tis very strange.....

 

[_Jazz_]

Yes , I always did that too... until about January and I lost the will !!!!!

 

[_Jazz_]

They do, my problem is my face is too open, I just can't hide what I'm feeling. I'm just astounded by what comes out of their mouths

When I put it in context it is very funny*Caz makes a mental note to REALLY try to not laugh at what they say

*

 

[PinkFairy]

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puts all skid marks back in place...

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hmm i dont think im thinking what you actually meant!!

 

[Stinkbomb]

i would just humour them and tell them "youll have a word" with your naughty horse. Then tell them that she wont do it again!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[juliebrewer]

They might of swopped shoes so it may not be your horse after all!!!

 

[SusieJane]

Is she a forensic detective???

I'd tie cushions to your horses feet, that way she also wouldn't clip clop on the yard and offend anyone's hearing!

Me, I'd wait to the dead of night, then go out there in a 4x4 and churn it right up, then leave the tyres in "brown noser's" stable!

 

[Theresa_F]

Truely naughty is when my little stinker took the gate off the post and then proceeded with Cairo in tow to the most expensive house in the village and ran around their pristine lawn.

Luckily for me their gardner did a wonderful repair job - and I am £100 out of pocket on electric fencing for the whole inside of the winter field.