So embarrassed, I can't believe my mare did this ........

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....... amid all the cut up parts of the paddock the ' other owner' has spotted that Jazz has been 'mucking around' today and cut it up even more, she can tell it's her, as opposed to her horse and the one she brown noses horse, as she recognises the distinctive hoofprints..........

I've had a very strict word with Jazz and requested she stays rooted to spot all day , What else can I do ?

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OMG how dare your horse play in the field!! (ours is an absolute state because Flash likes to gallop then skid to a halt within the space of about a metre haha!)
 
Your YO sounds just like mine!! We have a brown noser and it makes you feel very "unwanted" lol.
Attach a half opened bottle of talcum powder to her rug so she leaves tracks as to where she has been lol. (if it were bread crumbs my horse would eat them!)
 
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I KNOW
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For goodness sake I've told Jazz about this ' horse behaviour' thing but she keep insisting on playing with the others, NO NO I mean with her imaginary friend !!!!!! LOL
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Thats a very good idea, do you think my ' other owner' will see the funny side
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* chortles away!* She'll think Jazz is 'snorting' something then and teaching the others even more bad habits
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horsey at home has a habit of charging people in the field then when the scuttle over the gate rather than risk opening it, she follows suit and jumps the gate!
 
I'll say this...... If at bringing in time we are a little too slow at getting them in Jazz will NEIGH and kick the gate......
YM says 'What's wrong with her then?' I say the obvious 'We are too slow and she wants her dinner' YM says 'Huh'.
I can just imagine her expression if Jazz jumped the gate
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The bloody (sorry) annoying thing is her pony has lived there for 13 years yet if you put him in the field over the road he goes ballistic and very nearly will jump the gate even when Jazz and the other horse are grazing quietly
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'Tis very strange.....
 
They do, my problem is my face is too open, I just can't hide what I'm feeling. I'm just astounded by what comes out of their mouths
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When I put it in context it is very funny*Caz makes a mental note to REALLY try to not laugh at what they say
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Is she a forensic detective???

I'd tie cushions to your horses feet, that way she also wouldn't clip clop on the yard and offend anyone's hearing!

Me, I'd wait to the dead of night, then go out there in a 4x4 and churn it right up, then leave the tyres in "brown noser's" stable!
 
Truely naughty is when my little stinker took the gate off the post and then proceeded with Cairo in tow to the most expensive house in the village and ran around their pristine lawn.

Luckily for me their gardner did a wonderful repair job - and I am £100 out of pocket on electric fencing for the whole inside of the winter field.
 
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