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P3LH

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One of the corgis has a fetish for soft furnishings, the more expensive the better. If you look very closely most cushions/throws/rugs/other needless things my OH buys, will have tatty edges or corners. He is a snob though as I have tested cheaper objects and he leaves them, shows no interest, the more expensive the more he cannot resist.

The spitz puppy has a very particular set of skills, much like Liam Neeson. Being a spring pup he has grown up with me in the garden a lot, whilst simultaneously having an identity crisis that he is in fact a retriever. Whatever I plant, be it bulb or flower, he will watch me do and then a short while later appear, covered in mud, drop the item at my feet and bound around with glee that he has returned what I ‘lost’. I thought he would grow out of it - he has not. His greatest achievement was watching me plant a four and a half foot silver birch sapling that was growing very well, but a little too close to the house for my liking. He did what he always does - likes sphinx like and stately watching me garden, but given its size I had no concerns. The ground was very mucky as it needed a good drink. Twenty minutes later as I was in the kitchen cooking I could hear this strange huffing and grunting noise which would stop every few moments. He then appeared, completely brown where he is usually black and white - this is no literary license, the mud was thick, doing his retrieval dance and there in my dining room was said tree half in the doorway. Serious excavation.
 
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Having read this thread mine got an extra cuddle!

He went through a phase of destroying his own beds and toys, by sucking until it was soggy enough to rip, but I can't recall him damaging anything that wasn't his.

He loves collecting the mail from the letterbox, especially charity bags, and bringing it to me.

He's been taught since he was a puppy to retrieve/return. So even when he steals things if I ask "what have you got?" he brings it straight over to show me.

I'd lost my remaining supply of right eye contact lenses so had to revert to wearing my glasses for a week. I could hear him snuffling about one day so asked what he had and trotted into the bathroom with a whole strip of lenses. No idea where he found them but very handy! As much as he's a sock thief he's pretty good at finding the pair for odd socks too.

I've been very lucky!!!!

He heard I was still typing good things about him so jumped up (bad habit) for another fuss. We're having a lazy morning.

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Pearlsacarolsinger

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A family friends Stafford once ate an entire leather sofa down to nothing but the wooden frame in an afternoon when left alone. Thankfully I’ve never had one (yet) reach these dizzying heights.
I had a Lab who ate a hole in the lath and plaster wall. And I know someone with Pyreneean Mountain Dogs who made her bungalow open-plan.
 

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Surprisingly, my husky has never chewed anything. I think he's broken..

My malamute has destroyed every dog bed I ever bought, chewed holes in the plaster and ruined the carpet in 2 rooms by trying to dig himself a hollow to sleep in. Also digs the sofa - luckily only the throw ripped so far. The upvc on the back door handle has been destroyed where he jumps up to ask to be let out. No food is ever left on work surfaces following a smash and grab (pack of bread rolls) shortly after I got him which had an alarming impact on his gut 🤢 Otherwise, not too bad.
 
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