Someone please throw a bucket of water over me!

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*SIGH*
I ADORE my new farrier... not only is he fabulous at his job (feet look fantastic, and horse who is terrified of smoke and usually requires dope stands like a lamb to be done by him), he has a wonderful dog who my dog thinks is the mutts nuts, he's nice, he's never late, he rings to give me half an hours warning of when he's coming, and he's SO PRETTY.

I have never wanted my horses to pull shoes before, but there's only so much work he can do... he's gone through all sixteen and now I'm trying to think of something for him to do so I can resume my perch on the mounting block being all swishy hair and giggly and useless.

Someone please come and slap me and tell me to sort myself out. :)
 
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*shoves clipcloppop out of the way, wishing I was a beautiful as her!*

I'm in Oxfordshire... and am paying the price for all his wonderfulness, as he is rather more expensive than my last farrier... but considering how much better their feet look, he's worth it.

Hmm.. I'm contemplating going and pulling a shoe off something...
 
Yeah, go and pull off a shoe and then take a picture of him for us all to see when he comes out to stick it back on!

You're too far for me to come and look in person or else I'd be there! Maybe me and clipcloppop could lift share. I think she lives near me. Hmm.
 
Ha! No chance! He's all mine to perve on and put on my best breeches for! I just need to convince him that I'm actually rather lovely and he should fall head over heels for me and do my horses for free... PLAN!
 
Booo! Haha I love that thing of sexing up your riding gear, been there :rolleyes:

You need to give yourself a slap woman! :D
 
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Booo! Haha I love that thing of sexing up your riding gear, been there :rolleyes:

You need to give yourself a slap woman! :D
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No slap needed, I have a CUNNING PLAN!! You are all going to use him as your farrier (remembering of course that I SAW HIM FIRST :) !!) and you're going to spend all your time telling him how fabulous I am and that he should really just man up and ask me out.

It can't fail.
 
I no longer feel sexy and alluring... I fell over my own arm whilst trying to be all acrobatic and stand up...and now my ankle has gone black...

Maybe if I limp and whimper a bit he'll go all manly and protective.... off to hobble out and pull some shoes off...
 
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