Someone slap me!

[Vizslak]

My gundog trainer has a chocolate working cocker...never seen one before and I'm in love....hit me quick! Its just a spangle in a different colour! Tell me I don't want a puppy by him!

 

[CorvusCorax]

**SLAP!**

Get one of Cayla's and dunk it in brown paint

 

[Spudlet]

After this morning - DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FinnishLapphund]

If that didn't work...




Look at the pendulum

, follow it with your eyes

, focus on it

, feel how everything around you slowly fades away

, now repeat the following sentence after me : 'I do not want a spangle, I have a comfortable life owning sensible dogs and I do not need a spangle to corrupt them so I must not want a spangle!'
You will now forget all about both this spangle desire and this conversation and when I snap my fingers you'll be back in reality again, one, two, three and ***snap***.

 

[kirstyhen]

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My gundog trainer has a chocolate working cocker...never seen one before and I'm in love....hit me quick! Its just a spangle in a different colour! Tell me I don't want a puppy by him!

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Psssst.... they're Liver not Chocolate, doesn't sound so appealing now eh?

And if you get one Cocker you'll just end up with more and more, to the detriment of all other breeds! My Dad was a Springer man, until my Mum got her first Cocker pupy, now they have 5 of the worms!!

 

[Vizslak]

Really? He really looks more like a choccy lab in colour than a liver colour like you get on a liver and white! Nigel says hes chocolate...he's trying to trick me isn't he?!!!!

The hyponosis worked anyway...cheers Finny! LOL

And I deffo don't want loads of the little tikes!

 

[kirstyhen]

Well, there is a lot of contention about what they are actually called, but they always used to be Liver before Cockers became so popular. He is definately trying to trick you into wanting one

 

[Vizslak]

The cheeky git!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

You know you want one really!!