unicornleather
Well-Known Member
These had me crying with laughter!
Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children.
History:
In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Maths:
The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay
History:
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps
Religious Studies:
A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.
Religious Studies:
I asked my Mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool, I dont know any old men apart from grandpa
Holidays:
On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mum said they were too ekspensiv
Maths:
I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths
Geography:
The closet town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy
Maths:
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel
The Arts:
At the end of the show we all sing away in a manager
The Arts:
In last years Christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
Science:
Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air than can also hoover.
History:
Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.
Natural History:
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed Asians
Geography:
In geography we learned that countries with sea round them are islands and ones with sea are incontinents
Religious Studies:
If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this
History:
Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper
Geography:
In Scandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland
Oz
Out of the mouths (or pencils) of children.
History:
In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
Maths:
The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay
History:
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps
Religious Studies:
A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.
Religious Studies:
I asked my Mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool, I dont know any old men apart from grandpa
Holidays:
On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mum said they were too ekspensiv
Maths:
I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths
Geography:
The closet town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy
Maths:
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel
The Arts:
At the end of the show we all sing away in a manager
The Arts:
In last years Christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
Science:
Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air than can also hoover.
History:
Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.
Natural History:
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed Asians
Geography:
In geography we learned that countries with sea round them are islands and ones with sea are incontinents
Religious Studies:
If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this
History:
Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper
Geography:
In Scandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland
Oz
