Spin off- Funny horse names

my pony is called Wonka and I used to know a coloured cob called "Egg"!!

There is a pony at a yard I know called Super Ted as well
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im trying to think about the horses at college because im sure loads of them were called weird names!

i remember one called wally at college!

at my local riding school there was a cob called pie, one called glynn, a large hunter type called stag and a pony called scruff. (sounds like a dogs name!)
 
Pumpkin, Roo (short for Rowen but she was called Bob for nearly 6 months), JP (Owners intials had been Blur), nookie, beeline, grenadiere
 
I always thought my mare's name was unusual - Vodka

I knew someone who bought what I think was an ex racer TB whatever it's "real" name was she called it Audi - because she drove one. She prised all the logos off the car and used them on her stable door and tack box.

Someone else wanted to call her pony Pot Noodle as a show name.
 
I had one sold me to as being called "David"! David for a horse???? No no no. I changed it pretty swiftly!

Mine all have stable names which change depending on their behaviour! But one is "Cheeky", another is "Slut" or "The Bitch" (although she's really sweet nowadays but the names stuck!). Another is "Cutie" (puke!) and another is "Stroppy", "Grumpy", "Git-Bag" and "Toddler" (I still love him though!).

Show name wise I always think of 2 names which would be so funny to hear on a loud speaker - "Naked" and "In The Nude", imagine "in the ring now is blah blah riding Naked / In the Nude". He he.
 
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