Staarzan - How are you getting along?

thelwell_girl said:
Aw dont cry Starzaan!

Just print my ones out, cut them out and... stick em on?! :D
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Can you get printers to print out sparkly? ... if not red glitter would suffice!

Nice to know Im not some mutant freak :o
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Now I never said that!! May I point out my own mutant freakishness at this point ;)

Ah, but now the age old question...

Unicorn... Or Sexy Horsey Guy?!
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Difficult, maybe you should poll the forum... personally, unicorn (with inbuilt sexy, single, horsey guy satnav) then I could impress my friends and sweep said sexy single horsey guy off his feet/steed!!
 
Have just caught up with the situation, ROFLPMSL!!!! ust don't do what I did... I had a mare with abscesses in her feet which she wouldn't let me treat so I called the vet. As soon as he walked onto the yard my jaw dropped he was truly stunning! So anyway he does her feet and arranges to come out the next week. Next week arrives and I instantly notice his arm is black from where she (the mare) continually booted him previously. So like any self respecting owner i offered to take him out for a pint to make up for it, never did see him again..... LOL

So let me get this straight, next time your horses are being shod you will be wearing sexy jods with a broken zip to show your knicks, wellies, have your Morags (PMSL I know someone called Morag!) out with I <3 my farrier nipple tassles on and be dancing on the mounting block? How can he resist?! :D
 
E_Lister said:
Can you get printers to print out sparkly? ... if not red glitter would suffice!


Now I never said that!! May I point out my own mutant freakishness at this point ;)



Difficult, maybe you should poll the forum... personally, unicorn (with inbuilt sexy, single, horsey guy satnav) then I could impress my friends and sweep said sexy single horsey guy off his feet/steed!!
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Nah, I know you didnt, but it does feel like that sometimes... :o

Sanolly said:
So let me get this straight, next time your horses are being shod you will be wearing sexy jods with a broken zip to show your knicks, wellies, have your Morags (PMSL I know someone called Morag!) out with I <3 my farrier nipple tassles on and be dancing THE WELLY DANCE! on the mounting block? How can he resist?! :D
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(Just thought Id edit that for you...)

That made me LOL very loudly and wake up my parents! :eek: :D
 
Well I'm SLEEPY and DEPRESSED due to lots of teaching and driving and lack of farrier.... so you go muster the troops for me please. Can you muster him a bit while you're at it too?!

I'm still going for the face licking.

Bound to work. :D
 
and Staarzan, dont forget the 'stuck' pickle jar in case backup is needed!! tho how could he resist TGs nipple tassels and fan (u gonna use that as a mirkin?)!

oo oo hopefully pickle jar will open unexpectedly and spill vinegar on him, so ofc u must offer to rinse his t-shirt/shirt whatever, so he'll have to sit there topless while it dries! im lovin my pickle jar bait more and more!

and yes we must have pics, no need to be obvious about taking em, just some 'i want pics as a record of my horses feet', just make the shots more him than feet ;)
 
Well he might possibly be Richard Phillips' farrier.....



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Google away girlies. Just remember, I WANT HIM AND I SAW HIM FIRST.
 
PMSL!!!!! I have missed the Welly-dancing and morag showing off posts!!

I know how you feel about the sexy farrier issue: I met my new farrier for the first time the other day and let's say he's rather nice! :D However, without Starzaan's welly-dancing skills, I have no hope :P
 
Right, although I have been rallying all evening, I must now bid farewell as I have an appointment with my painfully unsexy, though good at his job farrier at 8 tomorrow!
 
mmmmmmmm! He is yummy indeed. Go Staarzan! And if he has an equally good looking brother up norf, then please tell me. Could do with a bit of that ;)

I hope he doesn't google himself and find this thread. Else you may not need the welly dance and morags.
 
I was going to put that he might not be such a catch if he was googling himself (there, that should put him off ever admitting it if he does :p )

Nah, you know what, i would still have him. He's hot, and a farrier. And hot. So a bit of self googling doesn't matter.
 
this thread is genius.... my farrier isn't that hot, aalthough he is very good at the job.

the vets on the other hand.... bend me backwards over the hostess trolley! Miles is hot beyond belief, and Phil is just yummy in a cuddley, public school sort of way.
 
Starzaan said:
LUCKILY... he is coming to do eight on Friday, so I'll whack out the sexy mounting block dance and let my morags waft around in the wind and he'll jump on me!

OH I ADORE HIM. I'm off to make some "I HEART FARRIERS" nipple tassles.

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Oh you are so beyond help!!! :cool::rolleyes::p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That had me piddling m'pants and rolling round on the floor (not easy in a back brace I'll have you know - actually, on a seperate note, do you want to borrow it??).

Ta for that hun, you might not be any further in your chase, but you've made my day :D :D
 
Starzaan, I have misjudged you, your farrier is adorable!

Nom nom nom.

He also looks like the type that would be susceptible to nipple tassles ...
 
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